Nichtsodumm

Prologue

Disclaimer:

This shit, I mean this story is just a pure fiction. The names, places and happenings are only made of my imaginations so, If you saw some senarios same to mine, that is a pure accident.

:this is a taglish story.

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Other people thinks we are just normal 'squads', 'group of friends' but no. We're abnormals. I meant, they're abnormals.

Us, are long time friends. We met since we're fetus.

Kidding aside. I met them since I was a kid. I regret that bcos I met four dumb assholes.

But I'm lucky to have them four.

I'm currently walking towards the room while sipping on my drink, then I heard noises inside.

"Shh! Hala ayan na, lumulutang ka na, Jero." That's Eyon for sure.

I opened the door and I don't know how to describe what I'm seeing.

Eyon, Joh, And Raylle is sitting. Naka pabilog sila. And Jero is in the middle, sitting at a carpet, closing his eyes. Are they doing some rituals..?

"What the-? " Joh told me to be quite by doing the 'shh' sign.

Jero was closing his eyes, like concentrating. What even in the hell r these mfs doing?

I'm rlly curious. "Are you guys doing some demon rituals to make your dicks bigger? " Don't think of smthing dirty, I'm just teasing.

Jero opened his eyes and looked at me. " Oh! Asta, andyan kana pala? "

I'm a clone, you dimwit.

" Says that person who's pretty, sexy but is flat chested and doesn't have booties. " That's non other than raylle.

I was busy glaring at raylle that I didn't even noticed na may snatcher na palang humablot ng drink ko.

"You son of a bitch. Eyon!! Give it back to me! "

Jero furrowed his eyebrows, getting confused. " Do bitch has a son? " He's being himself again.

Joh answered. " Oo, binalita pa nga kahapon. Kakapanganak lang daw. " Please don't tell me that jero believed it.

"Ah okay. Congrats sa kanila. " Why did I even have thoughts that he won't.

I heard a sipping sound.

"YA EYON GIVE ME BACK MY DRINK. IT COSTS TEN MILLION DOLLARS, BUY YOUR OWN." The drink is made of golds eh, baket ba?

" But, you know you can have it. Just give me money." It's easy to have money, especially when dealing with him.

"I'm not an idiot. Akin nalang kasi to! Sharing is caring no!" Ano ka kinder?

"Nevermind. Pumayag ka man o hindi, aken na to. SALAMAT WAG KA SANA SUNDUIN NI BATHALA. " At tumakbo na sya palabas.

"Si bathala ba yung sumusundo?" Takang tanong ko. Hindi ba si goblin yon?

"Si San Pedro yon bobo. Puro ka goblin. " Sagot ni Joh. Manghuhula ba to?

"Hindi ah! Sinabi mo kase ng malakas. Tapos yung muka mo naman, halatang nag tatanong. " Sabi nya ulet.

Konti nalang iisipin kong tatay neto si mang kepweng.

"Kasi naman asta eh! Kung Hindi ka nanggulo Edi sana lumulutang pa rin ako." Ungot ni Jero.

Astronaut ka ba? Tanong yan Hindi banat.

" Anong lumulutang pinag sasabi mo?"

"Nag yo yoga kami kanina, eh napanood ko sa palabas na lumulutang sila kaya ginawa ko. Tapos sabi nila lumulutang daw ako, sinira mo kasi yung concentration ko eh yan tuloy! "

Pinag titripan nanaman pala.

"Hindi ka naman lumulutang kanina eh!"

" Sabi ni eyon lumulutang daw ako!" And that's how the war begin.

"Naniwala ka naman? "

"Oo syempre! "

"Ang tanga mo naman."

"H-hindi ah! Totoo naman kasi eh. "

"Pano mo nasabi? Diba nga nag co concentrate ka kuno"

"A-no.. Nararamdaman ko."

"Ay ewan ko sayo." Bish lumulutang? Wala ka sa space jero.

We heard the door opened. It's Eyon. He's running out of breath.

"Ano nangyare sayo? Bakit ka may sugat sa tuhod?" Raylle asked.

"Nadapa ako. " Sabi nya sabay kamot sa ulo.

"That show's that u're dumb. " Me, myself and I said.

"Mr. Troi needs Nichtsodumm again. " Eyon said. "And I'm not dumb, asta. Tara na." And he closed the door.

At naipit yung daliri nya. He isn't dumb everyone, he's just clumsy sometimes.

Raylle said that we need to hurry in a serious tone.

I don't know why but, he's being serious when it comes to our mission.

"Fucking hell, we just finished the drug dealer yesterday, yet we're having another mission? Sucks. "

"You know asta? Tell that infront of Mr. Troi " Joh said and walks away.

" Oo nga asta. Matapang ka diba? Tsaka puro ka mura!" It's jero. If I only could.

"Kabahan ka kung di na ko mag mumura. It means hindi ako si asta. "

I was about to speak but joh interrupt me. " Alam nyo kayong dalawa ambagal nyo. Nag hihintay na sila sa kotse. "

I shrugged off and walked. It was raylle who's driving it. I sat next to him.

It was fun I thought, not until I looked at the back and see eyon happily sipping at my drink. That's my fav drink btw.

"I SWEAR EYON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, I'LL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH." I shouted at him.

He got startled at first but, after it he smiled wide. Is that what happen if you do some demon rituals to make your dick big? My non existent dick is nervous. He's creepy.

He inhales deeply and sang. "CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME"

Joh and jero joined him. And I shouldn't be surprised that raylle too.

"LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME" And the car goes wild. Wild animals.

I'm taking back that I said I'm lucky to have them.

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A/N: my fking updator fb account got disabled (for unknown reason) it was named 'astarina' so I made this story while I'm waiting. Fuck you mark suckherbird.