MC : is it still murder if i give them a heads up?
Amity : that's called a threat.
MC : Dammit.
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The Sixth Ambodeus : im fully convinced you didn't graduate kindergarten.
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MC : wait, when did i take off my clothes?
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AJ : was there a scuffle?
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MC : this is going to sound controversial, but i think that went well.
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Edric : Imagine Luz and amity singing 'You are my sunshine' to [name] as she slowly and painfully dies.
Amity : what THE F U C K
I DIDN'T FUCKIN' NEED THAT RIGHT NOW
Luz : FUCK YOU
MC : and imagine me singing it back to comfort you guys
Amity : YoU'rE nOt HeLpInG—
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Boscha : shit, we're gonna die.
Luz : not with that attitude, look on the bright side!
Boscha : Yay! We're gonna die! Woooo!
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MC : i just ended a four year relationship…
Luz : im sorry to hear…
MC : it's okay, it wasn't my relationship.
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Lillith : this can't get any worse, can it?
MC : sure it can – just give me a minute.
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MC : Aunt.
Aunt Jill : Disgrace.
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Emira : are you sober?
MC : im moderately functional.
Emira : I'll take that as a no.
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MC : This is the third time I've getting kidnapped, this WEEK. its getting old.
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Willow : too bad the party is being hosted by people that want you dead. I heard they have a chocolate fountain.
MC : dont tempt me.
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MC : I'm too gay for this shit.
Namien : What shit?
AJ : marriage apperantly.
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Belos : what brings you here?
MC : the continuum of terrible choices.
Belos : you'd be surprised on how often people say that.
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Eda : where are you going?
MC : Hell, mist likely.
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MC : give my regards to the devil.
The fifth Ambodeus : i will.
MC : and remind him that he still owes me fifty bucks for helping him out that one time.
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MC : the first thing they told you about my life, was how i died.
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Edric : i didn't think you we're the type to loose your sanity to a bunch of girls.
MC : i didn't either.
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MC : just because your speaking in a different language, doesn't mean that i dont know when you are cursing me out.
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Luz : of course we're going to make it!
MC : i think you're overestimating my skills here…
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MC : You raggedy bitch.
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