Dulce Periculum

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"WE ARE MENTALLY ILL"

Solar System: guys, I was told by my loving girlfriend that it was unfair that eight of us have our own group chat, excluding everyone else :(

RiRi: you know that's a good point...

Benjiwenji: we should make one where everyone can be in it

Ellie: only if they want, Benji.

Solar System: alright, I'll go do it

Solar System created "the best bitches"

Solar System added Ellie and 17+ others

Solar System: tada

Arinn: AYEEEE

SerAH: WE GOTTA GROUP CHAT

Ellie: What is with you and these fucking weird-ass names, sol?

Lyra: he's special

Seraphina: indeed

Solar System: hey...alright, you're right

Lia: yes they are, sunshine

Theo: GUYS! I HAVE FUCKING NEWS

Ellie: what is it?

Benjiwenji: yes?

RiRi: spit it out

Zara: my brother is an idiot

Ellie: oh, welcome back by the way Zara and Theo

Reece'sPieces: DON'T CURSE, MY SON IS HERE

RiRi: our son, love

Little Star: Reece, he lived with all of us and potty mouth Mcgee aka sol looks after him all the time

Solar System: I'm hurt

Quinny: you know it's true

Astrid: So, are we just going to forget theo came and said he had news, yet has not said a fucking thing???

Theo: sorry, I was scarfing down my sandwich

Arinn: DUDE, JUST FUCKING HURRY UP AND TELL US

Reece'sPieces: I KNOW RIGHT?

Ellie: I'm so close to grabbing a bat and hitting him upside the head.

Little Star: babe, you can't do that

Ellie: fine...

Theo: So, while I was at the escort...i met someone

Ellie: please tell me it wasn't one of our workers.

RiRi: fr

Theo: nononono, it was not!

Solar System: good, but @ellie, why can it not be?

Benjiwenji: cause they're all under contract and some are gay duh

Solar System: oh yeah-

Lyra: anyways, @theo, go on

Theo: thank you, Lyra! her name is Ciara and she's the owner of a cute little restaurant. guys, she's so beautiful and the sweetest person ever! T.T