If you commit one of Shrek's sins, you will go to purgatory.
🧅 Harming another being with intent (apart from self defense and general deserving it)
🧅 Farting and blaming it on someone else
🧅 Burping and blaming it on someone else
🧅 Staying in toxic relationships. (You won't go to purgatory for this. If you have no current way out, do your best to distance yourself from this person. Shrek will guide you, and encourage you to reach out for help)
Possible TW
🧅 Taking your own life
🧅 Watching anything other than Shrek on Shrek Day
🧅 Trash talking Shrek is NEVER allowed
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The Bible of Shrek
SpiritualThis is the book of the holy speakings of our lord and Saviour Shrek. This includes -History -Holidays -Songs - memes -Other important Shrek stuff
