- He looks like a mole rat.
- I don't think that slug spell ever wore off.
- He looks like Telly Monster from sesame street.
- He would be the least favorite child.
- Its the designer eye bags for me.
- Debby Ryan could never.
- You had a rat who turned out to be a full grown man named Peter. How have you survived the entire book series?
- Hermoine....honey....you could do so much better.
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The Harry Potter Roasts
FantasyThis is just me roasting the Harry Potter characters.