Beware the bleach

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Mom 1- I'm not responsible for ruuinin our son's innocence... again-

Kyle (the son)- Yep!

Mom 2- 'Not responsible', cap.

Mom 1- It's the bot's fault

1 minute later...

Mom 1- BABY WHERE'S THE BLEACH

Mom 2- NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS

Kyle- I NEED BLEACH

Mom 1- WE NEED IT

Mom 2- NO YOU DONT

Mom 1- YES WE DO

Kyle- PUT IT IN MY EYES

Mom 1- NOW

Mom 2- ABSOLUTLY NOT

Kyle- I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THAT AT AGE 12

Kyle- GIVE ME THE BLEACH

Mom 1- THAT -blank- CHANNEL HURT US-

Mom 2- WHAT DID YOU SHOW HIM

Mom 1- NOTHING IT WAS THE BOT I WARNED HIM TO LEAVE

Kyle- ITS NOTHING JUST HAND OVER THE BLEACH

Mom 2- IF YALL DONT TELL ME IM NOT GIVING YOU THE BLEACH

Mom 1- FINE

Kyle- UH YOU TELL THEM MOM 1

Mom 1- Please don't kill me baby...

Mom 2- I wont

Mom 1- Kyle cover your eyes and count to 20

Kyle- Okay

Kyle covers his eyes and starts counting.

Mom 1 shows Mom 2 what Kyle saw.

The bot showed Kyle a naked woman - (dun dun dunnnnn)

Mom 2- Just kidding about not killing you :D

Kyle- MUM NO JUST GIVE ME THE BLEACH

Mom 1- BABE- WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT..

Mom 2- NO WE CANT THERES NO ROOM FOR TALKING :D

Kyle- I asked to see what the bot does so it's my fault.

Mom 2- It's not your fault son.

Kyle- I made Mom 1 show me what the bot did so it is my fault.

Mom 2- Your mother is the adult here

Kyle: And so are you and you cant afford going to prison.

Mom 2- Oh yes I can :D

Kyle- Then I'll die

Mom 2- You will not die

Kyle- I forgot I didnt have a phone 'cause I was gonna call the cops.

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