PICTUE THIS: It's 9:12 pm on Saturday the 24 of April (2021), you just finished rewatching an episode of American Horror Story (Hotel), whilst in an argument through a TikTok comment section about how you actually didn't like the TV adaptation of Shadow & Bone (when compared to the books.)
Now you think to yourself: Paige, why don't you go reread the same 6 book series on Wattpad like you have been doing for the past 2 years instead of the copious amounts of homework.
THEN BOOM.
You open Wattpad, but not on your phone as per usual. Nay. Today you decide you may as well use the Wattpad web browser (less adds anyways.)
Now see, children of the MCU, I have my Wattpad bookmarked so when I open it the first thing that pops up is my profile.
Now you may be wondering: Paige how in the wide wide world is this relevant, also wtf are u on?
ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN!!!!
All was fine and dandy until I went to check my notifications on the upper right hand side of the screen, when suddenly, out of the corner of my eye I saw something.
Now before I got excited I need to go back, to be sure my eyes weren't deceiving me. THEY WERE NOT!!!
MY DARLINGSSSSSSSS!!!!!
WE HIT 1,000 READS!!!!!!
I cannot express how weird you all are for this. Also I'm not on anything just sadness and pain and suffering.
(this doesn't mean I'm updating anytime soon btw)
