𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋²- h.potter

twenty six ❝maze shit pt. 1❞

kill snape

dean: they kicked me out
because i was apparently
too good at cheerleading

mione: no, it was because
you kept on twerking half
the time-

mione: you also weren't
even doing the right moves.

draco: honestly, he was
doing a good job 😐

draco: i don't know why
they kicked dean off

you: for once i find myself
agreeing with malfoy...

billius: ^^^

draco: fans 😌

billius: and this. this is why
i dislike you so so so much.

harry: STOP GOING ON
YOUR PHONES AND FOCUS
TRIWIZARD CHAMPIONS
ENTRANCE !!!!!!!!

cedric: you could've said
thata little more nicer harry.

harry: yeah sorry hahaha

cedric: and lila, i am so
sorry for my dad, he is a
bit much sometimes.

you: sometimes?! if i were
you i would've ran away.

you: you can spend the
summer at my house lolz

harry: no

cedric: ahahaha i would,
but you know. my dad 😳

billius: and gilderoy lockhart

cedric: what???

mione: ron you idiot.

mione: but seriously did your
dad and lockhart have some
sort of relationship?

dean: i thought they were
brothers 😳

you: SAME

draco: you all are so stupid
i stg. it's obvious that they were
past lovers but had to split up
since gilderoy was more into
younger girls 🙄

you: wait, you might be on
to something here

cedric: how did you guys
find out about this???

draco: what 😳

cedric is offline

billius: I WAS RIGHT. FOR
ONCE I WAS RIGHT

mione: keywords: for once

you: herion, don't be
rude to ron 🥺

mione: i'm sorry 😣

draco: this seems gay.
i'm out.

draco is offline

dean: who's going to tell
this guy that he's gay as
well

harry: not me.

harry: anyways as you all
know. i am a triwizard
champion so that means i
get to walk out with all eyes
on me in the center of a ring
just like a circus

harry: WAIT CAN SOMEONE
PLAY THAT SONG WHILE I
WALK OUT, PLEASE

dean: you already know i'm
going to do it 😌

mione: i'm out. i'm so confused
how you guys didn't get expelled
yet.

mione is offline

you: THE CHAMPIONS ARE
GOING TO COME OUT LET
ME GET A GOOD VIEW TO
SEE ALL THESE HOTTIES

you are offline

harry: i'm hotties 😜

harry is offline

dean: ron, i'm single 😉

billius: bitch i thought
you were with seamus

—

amos made his way out waving to his 'fans' with cedric trailing behind.

"why the fuck is amos there." lila grumbled to ron, slouching in her seat.

fleur made her way to the field behind cedric as the beauxbatons girls were doing the macarena.

igor karkaroff and viktor krum then came out with draco, crabbe, and goyle cheering loudly in the stands.

after the three champions  harry and dumbledore made their way out.

dean shared a look with lila and took out his phone and played "circus" by britney spears.

lugo bagman screeched. "disconnect your phone this minute!"

"don't do it." lila chuckled and shook her head towards dean.

bagman turned the sound down from the speakers and turned to dean and lila as he mouthed 'we will talk about this later.'

the attention was back on harry and he nervously looked around the stadium.

lila smiled and wave to harry while harry nervously copied her gestures back.

"goals. actual goals af." ron smiled as he nodded his head to the band that was now playing again.

dumbledore walked on the podium and nodded proudly to dean and lila.

"sorry about that song commotion." dumbledore reddened. "anyways! ladies and gentlemen, the. third task of the triwizard tournament is about to begin!" more cheers and applause were heard throughout the arena.

"so... on my whistle, harry and cedric will begin since they are tied in the first place! prepare yourselves!"

more cheers echoed while amos hugged cedric very tightly and harry stood next to mad eye.

"on the count of three! one—" dumbledore started counting but filch already blew the canons.

dumbledore sighed and signaled the champions into the maze.

"i have a bad feeling about this." hermione breathed out.

"don't be silly. nothing bad is going to happen." lila rolled her eyes and rubbed hermione on the back.

"i guess i believe you."

and with that, the bushes closed up leaving the champions in the maze.