duran duran texts 🕺🕺

andys rap career kickstarts plus a special guest... 😍

*mains only 🤪*

(continuing on from johns encounter w duranie fanfic 👀)

3:00 AM

bl0ndehairedbaddie: alright i'm gonna add him to the gc

bl0ndehairedbaddie: he's an expert on these kind of things love 😘

*bl0ndehairedbaddie added jamesdeanstoenail to the group chat*

jamesdeanstoenail: oh sweet jesus

jamesdeanstoenail: I can feel the lack of purity in the air 😭

thenamesbon: oh that's just cause johns in the room

jamesdeanstoenail: nick fetch me my celery juice

jamesdeanstoenail: this is absolutely essential

jamesdeanstoenail: I perish.... when exposed ....... .to high amounts.. of s...infulness  😵

imzooted: ....

bl0ndehairedbaddie: oh shit morrissey u good 

imzooted: ............

jamesdeanstoenail: once again the power of the plant saves me from the hazards of this brutal, animal flesh eating world 😓

jamesdeanstoenail: now what is the cause of this lack of chastity 💔

imzooted: wattpad 🤪 🌈✨😎✌️

jamesdeanstoenails: YYYYOU he said the w word 😭😭😭

thenamesbon: you know moz

thenamesbon: you'd get on right well with our friend roger

jamesdeanstoenail: PASS ME THE BOY

jamesdeanstoenail: I NEED TO REPEL THE AURAS NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

thenamesbon: john come

icaughtcrabsin82: hi 😐

jamesdeanstoenail: Y YOU BOY YOU ARE DEADLY

jamesdeanstoenail: I FEEL THE BURNING OF SATAN IN MY SOUL

jamesdeanstoenail: BY THE POWER OF OSCAR WILDE CONFORM

icaughtcrabsin82: ur just smelling ur upper lip vegetable man

bl0ndehairedbaddie: john ur kidding me 🙂

jamesdeanstoenail: IM..IM...CRUMBLING

jamesdeanstoenail: YOU...ARE D...OI....NG SATA....NS WOR...K....K...

*jamesdeanstoenail  is now a pile of powdered vegetable crisps on the floor, the powder spelling out 'the racist bitch is dead' on the floor 😍*

bl0ndehairedbaddie: john you killed my personal trainer 😶

icaughtcrabsin82: personal trainer UAHAA 🤚

icaughtcrabsin82: BYE HE LOOKS LIKE A JANITOR AT HOGWARTS