It started with a SPLAT(Ian Hecox x Reader SMOSH)

I'll be your hero if you be my princess -part four-i will save your kingdom

Ian*blushes* yeah I would never like her!!

We messed around played videogames than i said I was hungry...

You-iiii'mm hungeryyy!!!

Ant-hi hungry I'm tired nice to meet you imma go to sleep!

Ian-Well... (y/n) I'll go with you to eat! I'm hungry to!

You-Coolio lets goooo!

You say raising you arm while pointing upwards.

Ant-have fun on your date!!!

Ian-Not a date but we will!!

After you guys walked half way to a restrant that was across from the hotel Ian said something that turned you into a lobster

Ian-Maybe this should be a date... I mean... Why not right?

You-*looks down at outfit* maybe another time could be a date I'm not dressed in date clothes...

Ian-R-really?

You-why not your cute!

When you said that you skipped ahead of him to the restaurant leaving him to think.

Ian's POV

You-Why not your cute!

And she skipped away. I kinda just stood their...

Ian-hey wait up!!

You-hurry up fat ass!!

Ian-hey I thought I was cute!

You-your kawaii!

Ian-so adorbes cute!?

I finally caught up
To her and she wispers in my ear.

You~Your sexy cute and kawaii cute~~

I blushed so red I was redder than the ripest tomato.and to top that she kissed me on the cheek. Than ran into the retrant..

~time skip to dessert cause the meal was just arguing about if the Zelda remakes are better or worse than the originals you won defending the originals of corse-

Waitress-would you like desserts?

You-yes may I have the Halloween special?

Ian-I'll have the same!

After we finished the dessert we walked back to the hotel... and the desk chic stopped us

Girl-Hey... Ian hecock... I understand you have a girlfriend but you win' gonna get any good action with that bitch... I have. Room of my own~ ditch this bitch for me kay?

You-whoa! I am not his girlfriend and his last name is hecox!

Girl-even sexier

Ian-stop I am not looking for sex!

Girl-FINE FUCK YOU!

Ian-you wish!!BTW YOU GIVE BLONDES A BAD NAME AND WE KNOW YOUR FAKE!!!

You-YEAH BITCH!

After she stormed off.. We bursted out laughing then we Raced each other up the stairs..

Screw elevators am I right!?

Oh btw it's Ian's POV still!

I lost of corse she was a really in shape for a gamer girl...

When I got inside she was already in the bathroom changing...

When she came out I was kid changing...

I was shirtless and pantsless and all she did was turn around and walk back into the bathroom..