@franklyspeaking: NOT THE DD IM SAYING IT NOW. DIBS OR WHATEVER. NO BACKSIES
@siriuslypadfoot bloody merlin, calm down
@franklyspeaking: NEVER AGAIN
@alice.not.in.wonderland: lets get jily on board before we do anything
@siriuslypadfoot: exCUSE ME?
@siriuslypadfoot: it is clearly LAMES
@moonylupin: cant believe i'm dating you its obviously flowerpot
@marley: c'mon lily picked jily!!
@franklyspeaking: NOBODY CARES MARLENE
@emmyvance: so you're telling me in all the time it took for me to pee, wolfstar has been established (im so happy, my SHIP) AND a flowerpot war has started?
@marley: yes AND ITS JILY
@oldmacdonald: can we calm down PLEASE
@alice.not.in.wonderland: PICK A SIDE MARY
@emmyvance: i hate to be the one breaking the war but
@emmyvance: OH MY GOD
@dorky.m: what?
@emmyvance: have you seen james' newest post??
@emmyvance: the jily users are going mad
@emmyvance: NO KIDDING I NEED TO GO TO THE JILY USER GROUP THEY'RE GOING CRAZY ANGRY AND PLANNING A STAMPEDE
@moonylupin: ok wtf?
@moonylupin: oh fuCK
@wormtail: someone save James Potter from the horde of fans he has just angered
@marley: someone save James Potter from me because i am so ready to STRANGLE HIM
@dorky.m: i'd save him but funny thing im in a strangling mood too
@alice.not.in.wonderland: samee
@oldmacdonald: usually i'm all against strangling people but count me in
@siriuslypadfoot: no one is strangling james, can we calm down?
@moonylupin: he's right strangling is way to quick we have to cruciatus him
@franklyspeaking: no that's gonna get us in trouble lets use some muggle torture
@marley: ^
@oldmacdonald: ^
@dorky.m: ^
@moonylupin: ^
@alice.not.in.wonderland: ^
@siriuslypadfoot: what did he post that has them triggered like this??
@siriuslypadfoot: merlins armpit he's in trouble
@siriuslypadfoot: FUCK JAMES POTTER ^^^^
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@prongspotter: my girl ♥️
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@officialjilyfanclub: screw your ass James Potter
a/n: wow i feel evil! i actually love leaving you guys hanging like that ahahahhahahah (maybe i do need to get away from Uncle Rick-)
And yes, i still pushed the dorlene/fralice because i'm not able to weave it in when these lovely cliffhangers keep showing up.
and now i'm also breaking apart our Jily/Lames/Flowerpot ahahahhah (wait thats what i ship... i really need to get away from Rick oh mY GOD)
Anyway hope you enjoyed the chapter, its very short i know but i have way more drama and hopeful fralice coming (dorlene was getting difficult to put, as much as i love it)
The Jily Users will be (obviously) making an appearance in the next chapter, so if you guys have anymore users, you can give them
There's also jealous!Lily which is one of my favorite Lilys, ngl
Anyway, hope you guys had a great day
Love you loads
ana ♥️
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