𝖮𝖱𝖨𝖦𝖨𝖭𝖲✩ - 𝘖𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘱 𝘹 𝘧. 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

ⁱⁿᶜᵒʳʳᵉᶜᵗ ᵠᵘᵒᵗᵉˢ 1ᵏ ˢᵖᵉᶜⁱᵃˡ

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Niki: Thanks!
Wilbur: oh no
Tommy: 🔪
Tubbo: *Cries*
[name]: sounds fake but okay
Philza: Okay then

-But why???

Techno: Between Wilbur, [name], Fundy, and Ranboo -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Tommy: No one! They're my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Techno: Fundy?
Tommy: Yeah, but I don't know why.

-That is a emergency [name]

[name], walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Techno: Hey.
Fundy: Hi.
Tommy: Hello.
Wilbur: Hey!
[name]: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Ranboo: We were out of Doritos.

-I say stab them so when they fall down all you have to do is lean down and kiss them.

[name]: Wilbur is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Niki: Tackle them!
Techno: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Slimecicle: Dump them.
Tommy: Kick them in the shin!
Wilbur: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

-What's out there?

[name]: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Fundy: Not it!
Slimecicle: Not it!
[name]: ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

-Is it because your a phantom or???

Tubbo: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?
Tubbo & Tommy: One, two, three-
Tubbo & Tommy: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Niki: Our turn, Wilbur! One, two, three-
Niki: Vanilla!
Wilbur: I've never had cake before. What is cake?

-Um

Philza: Tommy is taking credit for [name's] work, getting them to deal with everything, and making fun of them! You know what they sounds like?
Niki: You?
Wilbur: No, I meant... You know [name]. In spite of being clever and sarcastic they're also... fragile and weird and they have trouble fitting in. And Tommy is taking advantage of their weakness! You know what that's called?
Niki: A Wilbur?
Wilbur: ...Yeah, but I'm the only one who should be allowed to do that, okay?!

-What do I call these?

Tommy: ARE YOU-
Tubbo: Fucking.
Tommy: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Tubbo Fucking.
Tommy: IDIOT!
Wilbur: ...What was that?
Tubbo: Philza banned Tommy from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

-So how are you?

Tubbo: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Tubbo: *aggressively throws water bottles*
[name]: Uh... what's up with them?
Philza: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Tubbo: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Tommy, crying: It's working.

-You name this

Slimecicle : For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
[name], Wilbur, & Philza: Okay.
Slimecicle : If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
[name]: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Philza: Bold of you to assume I can die.

-lol

[name]: You're smiling. What happened?
Wilbur: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Tommy: Slimecicle tripped and fell down the stairs today.

-I have those to

Philza, watching Tubbo & [name] panic : What's going on?
Slimecicle : Tubbo is having a midlife crisis and [name] is just having a crisis.