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lilydoe: You're ok ig jamieboy: Gee thanks siriuslypadfoot: It's ok James I think you're wonderful jamieboy: Thank you Pads at least someone appreciates me siriuslypadfoot: Of course lover boy petail: Not too sure how Rem is going to feel about that Pads moony: I've accepted the fact that, although I'm Sirius' boyfriend, James is his one true love siriuslypadfoot: I love you baby, so supportive lilydoe: I don't know if I want to share him siriuslypadfoot: Well then it sucks to be you because I saw him first moony: Lils, the key to your relationship working out is accepting the fact that no one comes between James and Sirius petail: No one lilydoe: I don't mind it I suppose but I stg if I find you anywhere near my bedroom Sirius Black, you are dead jamieboy: But what about when we want to snuggle? siriuslypadfoot: Where am I supposed to sleep then huh? lilydoe: In your bed, in your house, with your boyfriend siriuslypadfoot: It will have to do jamieboy: We'll make it through this Pads
@ moony
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moony: Remember when we first met jamieboy: Yep, Sirius was head over heels from the minute he saw you siriuslypadfoot: You wish James, he was just gorgeous, anyone with eyes could see it petail: He may have been gorgeous but no one looked at him the way you did Pads siriuslypadfoot: It's not like I could help it! I was just minding my own business when this lanky, awkward, beautiful boy walked in, covered in scars and freckles, swimming in a knitted jumper that was hidden under his uniform with his hair falling in his eyes. How could I stop myself from looking at him? moony: Well I must say that I wasn't bloody expecting a literal god to be sitting in the compartment when I got there siriuslypadfoot: A literal god, his words not mine moony: You were! To me at least. Long hair and big, beautiful eyes and a perfect smile and a sense of loss and dispare behind the glints of mischief and giggles. Every girl was talking about 'the Sirius Black' and his reputation and how hot he was. Then I sat down next to this kind, beautiful boy, he offered me a sugar quill and asked me what my name was and I knew right then that it was going to be a long old train journey. jamieboy: Jesus christ I can't believe it took you so long to figure it out petail: Talk about pining much siriuslypadfoot: We were idiots, we know, but we have each other now lilydoe: *Are. You are still idiots
@ jamieboy
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jamieboy: I surprised her siriuslypadfoot: Did she cry? lilydoe: No jamieboy: Yes petail: Why? Where'd she go? lilydoe: I went home to help my parents with some things and I got a bit sad moony: So James just turned up? lilydoe: I called him just to talk and as soon as I hung up there was a knock at the door and he was standing there with flowers and a dog plushie jamieboy: Always a charmer Lil lilydoe: Naturally siriuslypadfoot: Moony can you surprise me moony: Sirius you're literally in the living room siriuslypadfoot: So? Surprise me moony: It's not a surprise if you know I'm coming moony: Don't make a cum joke siriuslypadfoot: Dammit lilydoe: What is he supposed to surprise you with anyways siriuslypadfoot: KISSES moony: Fine petail: ...hello? jamieboy: They're definitely banging on the sofa lilydoe: Yeah 100%
@ siriuslypadfoot
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siriuslypadfoot: My daddy put a gun to my head Said if you kiss a boy, I'm gonna shoot you dead So I tied him up with gaffer tape and I locked him in a shed Then I went out to the garden and I fucked my best friend moony: FUCK THE HOUSE OF BLACK jamieboy: YEAH GET IT petail: BYE BYE MFS lilydoe: Making out in the Black family mansion, good on you jamieboy: It's time those bitches learnt their lesson siriuslypadfoot: The heir of Black, kissing a boy moony: Oh my how ever will they recover petail: You really just said fuck the system moony: First time meeting the parents- hell yeah I'm gonna snog their son in the middle of the ballroom in front of all those pretentious pricks siriuslypadfoot: Mama I'm in love with a criminal moony: Held hands and everything jamieboy: I'm proud you know Pads petail: Me too, I know how much it meant siriuslypadfoot: They aren't my family, they don't have the right to approve of me anymore. I have a family, I don't need whatever they have to offer so they can take their shitty reputations and shove them up their ass moony: POP OFF BABY, THATS MY BOY YEAHH
@ petail
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petail: He's not a regular rat, he's a cool rat moony: A gay rat you mean siriuslypadfoot: Omg join us king lilydoe: No, absolutely not jamieboy: But it's Congrats Lily lilydoe: I don't care if it's bloody Ghandi, it's still a rat siriuslypadfoot: No one talks about Congrats like that petail: He doesn't like you either you evil cat woman lilydoe: I hiss at all of you siriuslypadfoot: When we get a cat Moonpie, it's going to be best friends with Congrats moony: I'm not sure a cat is such a good idea pads siriuslypadfoot: And why not? jamieboy: Because of the whole woof woof hiss hiss thing siriuslypadfoot: Are you calling me a dog James? petail: I mean siriuslypadfoot: Shut it rat boy moony: If Sirius is a dog then does that make me a dog too siriuslypadfoot: More like a wolf, if you know what I mean ;) lilydoe: Ew jamieboy: So what does that make me? siriuslypadfoot: A deer jamieboy: What? Why? moony: That one time when we were in the woods and we had to cross the road... jamieboy: FINE! lilydoe: What happened when you had to cross the road? petail: ... jamieboy: No
