My great aunt is as accident-prone as me, but this all happened to her two days ago..
She was cooking dinner on her boat.
She accidentally set fire to a stack of paper, quickly put out the fire, and went outside.
A part of the boat fell on her head.
She went inside, and realised she'd dropped her phone in the dish washing water.
She went back to bed.
The ENTIRE time she was saying this, I was ABSOLUTELY loling!
