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𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩

Hello, my beautiful, amazing, stunning, show-stopping  whores I hope this chapter finds you well.

Anyways ... before we get into the main idea/purpose of this post I would like to discuss a very important topic: ice cream. I know- I know what you're thinking (prob not lol), I know its pretty random but gotdamn ice cream is good and whoever says it isn't.... it's on sight. But I want to know what beautiful and holy specimen created Bluebell Ice Cream (the superior brand)  because look man/mannete/or thing  i would love to platonically kiss you on the cheek because u are a GENIUS!1!!1! I just tried out Moolinium (?) Crunch and i would rate it a solid 7.5/10 because the only 10 in my book is y̶o̶u̶ - vanilla ice cream. Also WHOEVER THE MF IS THAT CREATED LACTOSE INTOLERANCE (which I have) I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO SAY F U and I wouldn't mind you catching these hands.

MOVING ON ———> THE MAIN EVENT, THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FORRR (most likely not)
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Why New Year's Resolutions aren't shit: an essay (jk i ain't doing that i do that enough in school but here are a list of reasons)

A) I'm a little piece of shit that cant commit to one thing for more than three days straight unless i'm directly and immediately interested and even then its a big IF

B) i tried going vegetarian in the beginning of the year which is a poor decision on my part because i love beef and pork (sorry in advance to any vegetarians or vegans that read this) and there was literally nothing to eat in my carnivorous household that was meat-free except my ramen that specifically buy for special days 

C) I tried to learn a new language and i can read and sound out words, my pronunciation is spotty but who the fuck cares if you can read if you can't understand what you're reading

D) Be honest whores who actually completes their New Years Resolutions?? Put your hands up so I can call out the liars.

ok wait-

whyy does it seem like I'm the reason my New Year's plans don't go through....

ANYWAYS ... that was my spiel if you read this;  hi and thank you.

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