cuatro » ❝Hell in a dress❞

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"I dare you to wear a dress for a whole entire day." 

Thalia: *reads question as eye twitches in annoyance* 

Thalia: *face-desks* 

~Goes to steal a Dress from the Aphrodite cabin~ 

Thalia: *walks out of the Artemis cabin, wearing a sparkly pink dress* 

Fellow Campers: *burst out laughing* 

Thalia: *glares* I swear to Zeus' underpants, I will murder you if you take a photo of me and post it on tumblr. *glares daggers at the Stoll brothers* 

Fellow Artemis Huntress: Thalia, we have to hunt down a monster-- if you can. 

Thalia: *throws arms in the air* How am I supposed to hunt down a monster looking like Barbie?! 

Fellow Artemis Huntress: *tries to hold back laughter and shrugs, walking away* 

Thalia: *sighs* I hope y'all are happy. 

And that's how the legend of the Barbie huntress was made. The Stoll brothers took a photo of Thalia and posted it on tumblr, much to the latter's dislike. As payback, the Stoll brothers disappeared a random Tuesday, and appeared a week later, on a random island, wearing only tutu dresses and the photo of them had gone viral.

Conclusion: NEVER. MAKE. THALIA. MAD. 

 

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