Red vs Blue x Male OC / Season 4

S4 • E20 - The Arrival

Church: "And let us guess, when you turned back around...

Ash: "Andy was gone?"

Caboose: "Yes. He was... gone."

Zeta: "Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me..."

Church: "Huhh, everybody stay here. Ash lock and load. We'll be right back."

Doc: "Wait, what do you want me to do about the pregnant guy?"

Tucker: "It's not mine."

Ash: "He is not pregnant!"

Caboose: And what about Andy?

Church: "And that's not Andy, just look, stay here!"

Tucker: "Ahw, would this be a bad time to mention that my stomach just started hurting really bad?"

Doc: "Oh boy, Caboose? Better go boil some water."

Caboose: "How can you think of soup at a time like this?"

Cut to Andy translating Lopez's message from Red Command.

Andy/Vic: "Here are your orders for winning the war. Eliminate the enemy. Okay, also, try to do better than you are currently doing. And, please win, thank you."

Shadow: "That's totally, totally lame."

Grif: "And not at all surprising. Which is also totally, totally lame."

Simmons: "I don't know 'bout that Grif, I think there was actually some valuable tactical information in there. Right Sarge?"

Sarge: "Simmons have you lost your last marble? That was pure nonsense!"

Simmons: "Oh, that's what I meant."

Sarge: "Eliminate the enemy, what kinda plan is that? I think Command has lost it."

Grif: Lost it? When did they have it?

Donut: "Uh, speaking of the enemy, here comes two now!"

Grif: "Hey, let's eliminate them! Then we'll have two less things on the to-do list!"

Sarge: "Uhh, I'm just so depressed. I can't even threaten your life for being a total jackass....Jackass. I'll kill ya!"

Shadow: "Uh, I don't think eliminating them are gonna be easy. It looks like They're bringing Shuela with them."

Simmons: "What're you talking about Shadow, the tank isn't coming out here. Look it's not even moving."

Donut: "Yes it is, look!"

Grif: "Hey Sarge, cheer up, I've known Command was stupid all along. It can be hard at first but you'll get used to it."

Sarge: "Just leave me alone. (starts crying)."

Simmons: "Guys, I am looking, if it was getting closer, it would be getting bigger."

Donut: "It is getting bigger, compared to that tree!"

Simmons: "What tree, there aren't any trees out here!"

Grif: "You wanna call me an idiot, Sarge? That always makes ya feel better."

Sarge: "Oh, shut up moron."

Grif: "Heh, feels better, right?"

Sarge: "Yeah, I guess a little."

Simmons: "Nope, not moving."