Blobs Empire

Chapter 1

Far from the land we live, there is an undiscovered world, called How to be a bitchland, a world were is mostly filled with blobs and random shit.

The world was a monarchy, it had a king, which was King Frog III, he ruled over the lands with their power criteria and their incredible power, they are so powerful that if you dare to insult them, THEY WILL FUCK U UP BITCH. anyways, just don't mess with King Frog ;)

Accompanying King Frog the III, there is their loyal assistant which is also the Judge of How to be a Bitchland, their assistant always serves and respects King Frog's decisions and always threats ppl who don't do that, also the Judge can be rly creepy sometimes with their punishments, they have issues lol.

There is also a Mayor, this mayor doesn't have many power actually, i mean they do but the whole town treats him like shit ;) but he is still loved and appreciated tho, but we love to kill him and then revive him.

Ah, how could i forget, the Wizard, they sell "the good stuff" if yk what i mean, they specially sell weed and many drugs, an awesome diet in our world are drugs (cuz why not lmao), they also make potions to cure and revive ppl.

You may wonder, "Who kills everyone?" Well it's actually a group of people lol, there is a merchant called Oliver, which they bring us the killing stuff, there is a Reaper, which is known as d e a t h, they keep their souls and kill them, and then there is the judge, which gives some rly disturbing ideas of how to e x e c u t e them lmao. 

And now, the biggest religion of How to be a Bitchland, now everyone bow to you lord, Friend the Sheep, you can read the bible and see all the wonderful stories of our beloved Sheep.

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So that was like an intro ig of the character lmao, rly random and all but yea hope u enjoyed :)

-A Dumb Bitch