Roxy : is your bed warm
Tegan: it is
Roxy ; I'm getting in I'm frozen
She gets in my bed
Roxy ; oh my God i need theses covers
Tegan : for once i sweat
Roxy : never thought I'd say it but luckey i was shaking the whole night
Tegan ; bruno keeps me warm
Roxy : well bruno didn't sleep with me he just stood at the door
Tegan: ha
Roxy : why doesn't he sleep with me
Tegan: i don't know
Kyle; rox
Roxy : up here
I hear him coming up
Tegan: yo
Kyle ; hi
He jumps on my bed
Roxy ; oh my God
Tegan: straight on my legs
Kyle ; sorry
Tegan : right I'm going out u 2 out my room before u fuck in my bed
Roxy : we will
Kyle ; no promises of not fucking in your bed
Roxy : we won't
Tegan : u better not bye
Kyle ; bye
I get out of bed heading down stairs and i go to my car and i drive to the go karting place
Tegan: ello
Daniel : hi
Tegan : I'm gonna beat your ass at go karting
Daniel: oh please I'm gonna zoom past u like the speed of light
Tegan ; sure u are
Daniel : come on so i can proof I'm gonna win
Tegan; u wish your gonna win
Daniel : no need to wish i am gonna win
Tegan : move
Daniel; i am bossy
We walk inside the place and we sign in sign some papers and we had to watch a safety video .
Daniel ; good luck
Tegan ; game on bitch
Daniel; oh its ok
Tegan : it is
I put the helmet on and we get in the karts and we race around and one minute i was in the lead then daniel was and we just kept going back and forth the whole time and in the end daniel won
Daniel : haha haha ha
Tegan : shut up u won by a few seconds
Daniel ; still won so ha
Tegan: oh what ever
Daniel: loser
Tegan: I'll win next time
Daniel ; we will see
Tegan; i think we should do a ballet competition
Daniel ; you'll win that
Tegan ; exactly
Daniel: no we aren't doing ballet
Tegan: fine
Daniel ; a singing competition
Tegan : no cause i can't sing i sound like a dying cat
Daniel; i gotta agree on that
Tegan; yh
Daniel : I'll give u some lessons on singing
Tegan : I'll give u a few lessons on ballet
Daniel: ok deal
Tegan : this is gonna be fun
Daniel ; and so this
He farts
Tegan ; oh my god...that reaks
I cover my nose
Daniel; oh that does smell
Girl: can i get picture
I trun around trying to stop myself from laughing
Daniel : take the picture
I take the girls phone and i take the photo for them and they talk for a bit and then she walks and me and Daniel just start laughing
Daniel : she so smelt that
Tegan: she probably did and poor her shes come to take a photo with u and she gets a smell of your fart
Daniel : i know god
Tegan; come on lets get our of here cause i can still smell it
We walk out to the cars
Daniel : can we get food
Tegan; i gotta get Joey
Daniel; oh ok
Tegan : another time
Daniel ; ok
Tegan: well thank u for this morning
Daniel ; thank u for coming and I'll win at what ever we do next
Tegan ; u can wish
Daniel: i will
Tegan: mmm sure I'll see u soon
He looks around and he kisses me and i kiss him back
Daniel; bye
Tegan; bye
I kiss him and i get in my car and i drive to joeys school getting him
Tegan: how was school
Joey: i don't like school
Tegan: school will get better are u still being bullied
Joey: no dad spoke to the teacher
Tegan: good do u wanna get a milkshake
Joey : yes
Tegan : ok milkshake here we come
I drive to Macdonalds getting us milkshakes and food and i drive to sams
Joey : daddy not here
Tegan:he will be here soon lets eat
Joey : ok
We sit down and we eat
Tegan : was it good
Joey : yh
Tegan : good
Joey : I'm gonna go read
Tegan : what about some tv
Joey : i want to read
Tegan: do u need help
Joey : no i can read
Tegan ; how are u your dads son
Joey : grandpa says that
Tegan : yh well dad hates reading and your smart your dad isn't and well neither am i our whole family isn't smart
Joey : your all dumb dumbs
I let out a little laugh
Tegan : yep we are dumb dumbs
Joey : dad says yours the dumbest person he knows
Tegan: well u can tell him hes the dumbest person i know aswell
Joey : i will right me read
Tegan: go read
He goes upstairs and i go on my phone watching tik toks
Sam : hey
Tegan : hi
Sam : has Joey had a good day
Tegan: seem to have theres a milkshake in the fridge for u
Sam ; u read my mind i was craving one all day
Tegan: well good thing i got one
Sam : yh wheres joey then
Tegan; upstairs reading joey are we sure hes your kid hes just to smart for this family
Sam ; i do question it myself but if he carrys on reading and being smart he might be the only cooper who finishes college
Tegan: mum and dad would love him more then they already do if he finishes college
Sam ; i don't think its possible for them to love him less
Tegan: true
Sam ; swear they love him more then us
Tegan : they probably do were disappointments to this family i dropped out of college after a month u dropped out of high school and never never went to college
Sam : yh well i had son but look at us we both have good income of money we have jobs so ya know
Tegan: yh but were disappoints dad even says it
Sam : dad loves us but he didn't want us he didn't see kids in his life
Tegan: if he didn't want kids should have wrapped it up better
Sam ; yh aleast mum doesn't call us disappointments although she probably does think it
Tegan : most likely
Sam : oh well
Tegan: right imma make a move see ya later
Sam : peace
I walk out the door driving home
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