If, and Only If || (Xiao x Reader)

Epilogue

You
No. ❤️

Tar-tar-taglia
What?! Why not?! I thought you loved me future sister-in-law!

You
I don't— actually

Tar-tar-taglia
Oh...

You
...

Tar-tar-taglia
....

"Well that was crap..." Y/N mumbled as she finished her cake pop, already.

"What was?" Zhongli inquired, as he was still taking small bites out of his.

"Your boyfriend was being annoying. He probably misses you." She shrugged, as she hopped off her stool to go and throw the stick away.

"Y/N, here's your drink." Diluc called from behind the counter, as she was right next to it.

She grabbed the drink, and thanked Diluc. While handing him a tip of 50 cents.

Their neighborhood was next to the city, where there were glass buildings. So if it ever explodes.....

But they're in college, so they have nothing to worry about.

Y/N crashes in Zhongli's dorm quite often, as her roommate were obnoxious, and invites their friends over. Sometimes doing drinking to their hearts content, and getting drunk. Y/N was almost dragged into their little party, as they were playing strip poker with other guys in the living room.

She hates her roommate so damn much.

At least she locks her room, and makes sure nobody does you-know-what on her bed.

Zhongli was on his couch watching some documentary on his tv that he brought from their home. But got back up when someone knocked on his dorm door. Revealing Xiao and Tartaglia in front of him.

"I brought some pizza, Zhongli!" Tartaglia jumped into his dorm room.

Zhongli, he's lucky. He didn't have a dorm mate. So he has privacy, and an open room.

Xiao didn't quite want to be here, as he stuffed his hands in his front hood pockets, with a frown on his face.

Zhongli stepped to the side to let the two boys in, and immediately got themselves comfortable on the couch.

"Are you watching Liyue documentary again?" Xiao asked, as he pushed Tartaglia's face away from him with a scowl.

"Yes, they are very educational." Zhongli nodded. Looking proud of himself. And Xiao couldn't help but let him be proud and enjoy his time.

"That must be why you're so smart, Zhongli!" Tartaglia cooed, and hugged the man...

Yeah, Xiao really didn't want to be here.

"Where's the bathroom?" Xiao asked, turning to Zhongli.

"Right down the hall, the second door down."

Xiao nodded and plugged his earbuds in, so he couldn't hear anything, and was pretty sick and tried of their flirting. He hates being a third-wheel.