In which a group of friends navigate through life trying to get their shit together.
"Well ain't this bout a two dollar hoe-"
"There will be hell to pay. EAT MY ASS, BITCH!"
"Y'all, it smell like ass in here. That's too ghetto."
"You better pray to Jesus, this may be yo last time talking to him."
"Where the fuck is my lighter?"
"I am appalled. This is pure dumbassery."
"I GOT A PEN, I GOT A PINEAPPLE.... UGHN-"
"I know damn well a roach is not fucking talking to me."
"This got me wondering... were them harlots twerking on Jesus in the strip club?"
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"ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵉˢᵗⁱⁿʸ, ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵃᶜᶜᵉᵖᵗ ⁱᵗ. ᴵⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈ, ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒᵘʳᵃᵍᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ⁱᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ!"
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Rediscovered this and I'm totally about to rewrite it
~The everlasting, Cosmo