Steven Explains

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Steven: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Blue: what if it bites me and it dies!?

Yellow: that means you're poisonous. Stars, Blue, learn to listen.

Blue: what if it bites itself and I die?

Steven: its voodoo.

Blue: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Yellow: that's correlation not causation.

Blue: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

White: that's kinky

Everyone except white: oh my stars.

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