Steven: if you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Blue: what if it bites me and it dies!?
Yellow: that means you're poisonous. Stars, Blue, learn to listen.
Blue: what if it bites itself and I die?
Steven: its voodoo.
Blue: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
Yellow: that's correlation not causation.
Blue: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
White: that's kinky
Everyone except white: oh my stars.
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