PaperJam: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
PaperJam and Aura, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Chibi: Our turn, Cocoa! One, two, three- vanilla!
Cocoa, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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PaperJam: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Cocoa: I am not a weenie I am an ex-demon prince from hell!
Aura: Relax, you're among friends. *raises their drink*
Cocoa: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Chibi: You tell 'em, Cocoa! *sips their drink*
Cocoa: Chibi, what're you doing here?
Chibi: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
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Aura: Why are Chibi and Cocoa sitting with their backs to each other?
PaperJam: They had a fight.
Aura: Then why are they holding hands?
Cocoa: They get sad when they fight.
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PaperJam: Chibi, I'm sad.
Chibi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Aura: Cocoa, I'm sad.
Cocoa, nodding: mood.
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PaperJam: Listen, I can explain...
Cocoa: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Aura: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Chibi: You guys are getting paid?
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PaperJam: Cocoa isn't answering their phone
Chibi: I'll call
PaperJam: Aura and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Cocoa: Hello?
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*Chibi's helping Cocoa out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Aura covered in bruises and cuts with a broken arm and a twisted ankle: How does Cocoa look?
PaperJam covered with scratches and brusies and a few cuts with a sprained wrist on her left hand: A little better than you, actually.
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Chibi: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Cocoa: Not if they consent to it.
Aura: Depends who you're stabbing.
PaperJam: YES?!?
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PaperJam: Yo is Aura sleeping or dead?
Cocoa: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts.
Chibi: Yeah, so did I.
Aura: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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PaperJam: Dammit, Cocoa!
Cocoa: What?! It wasn't me!
PaperJam: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Aura!
Aura: Not me either.
PaperJam: Oh...Then who set the ship on fire?
Chibi: *whistles*
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PaperJam, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Chibi, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Aura, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Cocoa, trembling: What are we playing
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PaperJam: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Cocoa: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
PaperJam: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING AURA WITH ME
Chibi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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PaperJam: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Chibi: I don't know how to do that.
Aura: I don't wear a watch.
Cocoa: Time is a construct.
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PaperJam: I think Chibi was right.
Cocoa: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Aura: She wouldn't do that.
Chibi: You're right, Aura. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Chibi: *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Chibi Told You So' on the back*
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Phantom thief scenarios
HumorA series of misadventures and chaotic situations with the lovable Phantom thieves and oc's Aura, Chibi and PaperJam
