OOH so I found one that would go perfect for Umbrella Academy.
Klaus: Goodnight moon. Goodnight tree. Goodnight ghosts only I can see.
Lillian: We're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Ezra: And this knife I found.
Billy: You're going to have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Demotis: You seem familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Ezra: Someone will die...
Billy: of FUN.
Me: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Azlopis: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Me: Outstanding! This is what I'm talking about, people.
(wait, how? We don't have any trees squirrels would live in.)
Lillian: English is a difficult language. It can be learned through tough thorough thought, though.
Jimmy: You need to stop.
Bonus fun fact: I don't like noodles.
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