Um, I don't really have voices in my head. However, I create conversations and stories with a few OCs. No, I'm not insane. No, I do not have them around because I have no friends in real life. Yes, I have friends in real life.
Wait, for incorrect quotes do you have to use quotes already made, just filling in your characters? If so, we ain't taint listening to that. Anyhooty,
Ezra: sassy, sarcastic, very loyal and will die to protect you, great at fighting, not scared of pain
Lillian: caring, smart, can comfort you
Billy: little kid (innocent), funny, always wants to have a good time, always follows along with Ezra, can get away with a lot
Jimmy: Billy's older brother, serious, difficult to make him smile, cares very much for Billy
Azlopis: has terrible people skills, wants to travel the world and learn about humans (he's not a human), quiet, can be a bit clueless when it comes to humor
Demotis: creepy, serious, a bit violent, scared of large bodies of water, Mr. grumps
Me: I am the lord of quick speeds.
Ezra: The what?
Lillian: the lord of quick speeds.
Ezra: what?
Billy: what they mean is that they are the lord of quick speeds.
Ezra:????
Jimmy: The lord of quick speeds. I thought you would know that.
Azlopis: Yeah, you should.
Ezra:?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!
Demotis: *sighs* They're the lord of quick speeds, you idiot!
Ezra: *turns to me* please explain.
Me: *shrugs* I am the lord of quick speeds.
Ezra: *sobs*
*explosions*
Ezra: and that Billy is what happens when you microwave a marshmallow
Jimmy: The marshmallow blew up. The microwave did too... that's just a risk of microwaving things I guess... but IT SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPLODED OUR WHOLE HOUSE.
Me: ... I'm... gonna go get a new microwave
Lillian: did you know that pirates wore eye patches so they could see in the light and the dark?
Azlopis *puts on eye patch* I can't see. (he has only one eye)
Lillian: Twinkle twinkle little star,
Demotis: I will hit you with a car
Ezra and Jimmy: *fighting over who is the strongest*
Azlopis, who is stronger than both of them: Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?
Me: who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?
Azlopis: Um... I've never been to Oovoo Javar
Demotis: My parents were murdered!
Billy and Jimmy: Our parents left us. Packed up their things and left without even saying goodbye. We have never seen them since.
Demotis: Brutally murdered right in front of my eyes!
Azlopis: My mother died when I was young and my dad sent me away to die.
Demotis: The pain I feel...
Ezra: My parents threw my brother out instead of teaching him right from wrong. I had to hide my true self from them because I was so scared they would do the same.
Demotis: It's unbearable...
Lillian: My whole life I thought my parents died of natural causes. Actually, they were murdered by the people who raised me after their deaths.
Demotis: No one has ever felt the way I have before!
And that's part of their life story, yay! Okay, but Demotis is scared of water because he is scared the person/creature that murdered his parents is out there looking for him. Oh, and in case I didn't mention, Demotis is an octopus.
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