Lost the dog prank

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Billie was out at an interview so I decided to prank her

I took shark to fins house and was gonna tell Billie I lost the dog.

***when Billie got home***

"Sharky baby where are you?", Billie said in a baby voice

"Yooo baby", Billie called out to me.

"Yea ?!", i yelled back

"Where's shark,"

"Oh he's fine I let him play outside"

She nodded and went to the backyard

She ran back in 20 seconds later

"THE FUCKING GATE IS OPEN"

"Uh oh", I said

"Uh oh my ass where the fuck is my baby"

Damn

"I'm sure he's fine"

"Fine he's probably hurt", she said tears welling up in her eyes.

"I'm gonna flush your fish down the toilet", she said

"What?!"I exclaimed

"You know you don't touch my babies"

"Bitch find my dog",she said

"Bitch no"

She then grabbed my neck

"Where the fuck is my dog"she gritted

"Go..check..fins...place"

She let go grabbed her keys and ran to her car and left me there shook.

She came back with shark 20 min later

"Fuck you", she said walking in

"I hate you", I told her

"Prove it", she said.

"Meet me in our room in 10 and I will"

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