🧨❧stupidly funny☙🧨

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C: Who's that?

S: The child.

C: What did he want?

Clays eyebrows furrowed from curiosity.

S: He wants to shoot a video later today.

C: Oh ok. Odd.

S: Hmm? What do you mean?

C: I dunno why he asked you out of everyone.

S: HEY! I am entertaining. Your fans love me. Have you seen all the edits of me? They find me rolling my eyes or lifting my head up "hot."

C: They aren't wrong.

S: Oh shut up. No, but seriously, HOW IS THAT HOT! Like they took a clip of licking off my spoon and made a whole thirst trap.

Clay started to laugh.

C: Yeah they'll do that.

(a/n: yeah yeah, don't act like you don't want to see that if it was real. weirdchamp. it's okay cause I would too.)

C: Well uh I was going make some potstickers.

S: OOOOO yum!

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Stella's cheeks were stuffed with food and Clay was just giggling while watching her. She refused to eat slower because she was "starving."

C: Remember last time? You choked!

Stella swallowed what she had in her mouth and then spoke.

S: Pleasure is pain.

C: Well you won't be so happy when you choke to death.

S: CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME-

C: STOP! PLEASE-WHHHAAHAHAHSHAAAACKACKACKACK

Stella stuck another potsticker in her mouth after dunking it in soy sause.

C: You look like a chipmunk.

Stella chewed then swallowed her food.

S: And you are a freak. Mr. M E L K.

C: HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SAY IT

S: NOT WITH A "E"!

Clay flipped her off then stuck a potsticker in his mouth. Then he dunked another in soy sause and fed it to Stella. It dripped on her chin so he wiped it off. He covered his mouth to speak.

C: You're cute.

She rolled her eyes and then stuffed another in her mouth.

C: How much can you fit.

Stella almost spat out her food from laughing.

(a/n: I don't wanna keep saying they ate their food before talking, but just assume they did, ty.)

S: You what now?

C: What is wrong with you. I didn't mean it like that.

S: SHOOORRREEEE, I mean SHEEESSHH!

C: Oh come on now, fuck off.

Her cheeks flooded in a color of red. He smirked.

C: So it's true?

S: What's true?

C: That phrase is actually hot?

Stella closed her eyes.

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