(You)
we're secretly dating

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is this tea???
do i hear tea?????

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YOU'RE DATING SOMEONE AND YOU DIDN'T TELL YOUR BEST BRO???

Hot Piece of Shit
You LITERALLY just said - and I quote - 'sorry man, i'm with the no friends vote' ????

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I HAVE A NEED TO PLEASE PEOPLE OKAY???!?!?

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he hides in the darkness as he fears the light

(You)
tokoyami???
is this a knock-off tokoyami??
an own-brand one?????

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excuse you
tokoyami is an own-brand kuroiro, thank you very much

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hah! you're practically the same as someone from 1a!

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???? you and kirishima are literally the same person

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lol no we're not

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tetsutetsu... you have the same birthday...

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we wHAT

Hot Piece of Shit
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
Stop all this Class 1A talk, I'm getting rabies just thinking about them

(You)
that says a lot more about you as a person then you think it does Monoma

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are we??? just gonna gloss??? over the fact??? that they're dating???

Hot Piece of Shit
I mean it's news to me as well
But I'm just rolling with it

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*insert rick rolled music*

(You)
relationship ended with monoma
i'm now dating that one

Hot Piece of Shit
aw come on!

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'that one' wow Fukidashi how do you feel?

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i'm??? im???????
my life of memes??? was not a waste??? it got me someone to date???

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ay! that rhymes!
waste and date!

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what no it doesn't

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i'm-
are you-
you're messing with us right??

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the goddess shines her light, and agrees it does indeed rhyme

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i'm with Shishida
it doesn't rhyme??
you're the ones they're messing with us, right??

(You)
fight! fight! fight!

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you're joking right? you're saying that-

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hOW ABOUT WE INTRODUCE OURSELVES FOR OUR GUEST??!?!?

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