If, and Only If || (Xiao x Reader)

十二

"I see you brought a party, and two unfamiliar faces." Diluc mentioned, staring at the men behind her.

Barbatos happily sat in the chair next to Rosaria and asked for a cup

"These two are my friends from Liyue. Zhongli. And Xiao." Y/N introduced.

Xiao didn't like so many people. But he didn't complain for Y/N's sake.

"Y/N, we missed you! You haven't visited in weeks!" Kaeya complained. He was slightly drunk, from his favorite drink.

Diluc welcomed Xiao and Zhongli. They looked like father and son. They nodded and sat near Y/N and Barbatos.

"So, Y/N. How have you been?" Rosaria spoke up.

"I've been doing good." She answered while ordering a drink to Diluc. "Xiao, stop glaring at Kaeya." Y/N leaned her head at the boy, who grumbled.

"That's good. It was getting lonely and sappy without you around. These two red and blue, wouldn't stop themselves from ripping each other's throats out." She sighed while resting her face on the palm of her hand.

"Typical red and blue. Fire and ice. How ironic." Y/N sipped her drink.

And Barbatos wasn't even close being drunk, of course.

Morax decided to take a sip of one of the wolf hook drinks Diluc recommended and Xiao drank the apple juice. They felt like they just discovered something new, with the same look on their faces.

Y/N chuckled at the two, they were definitely like father and son. They both have a spear as well.

Barbatos was blabbing on and on with Kaeya. Y/N and Rosaria talked. Xiao, Morax, and Diluc talked to each other about certain things. The door opened to reveal another unexpected guest.

"Childe?" Morax asked.

"Mr. Zhongli? Woah. There's an entire party. Let me in! I came to deliver a drink from Snezhnaya to Mr. Diluc!" Childe wasted no time in sitting down when Y/N invited him in on one of the chairs, and Diluc groaned at all of the drunkard drinking addicts.

There was a bit of... tension between Diluc and Childe. But they decided to put that off to the side.

The place was infested by drinking grown ups. Which was very happily enjoyed.

Barbatos was on a drinking streak, and having a contest against Rosaria and Kaeya to see who would stay fine.

Y/N enjoyed the large company of people. And maybe Xiao did too. The two made eye contact, and chuckled with each other quietly at the loud silly group.

Childe was talking to Morax this time, and from time to time would pour a glass of alcohol in his drink.

Barbatos decided to sing a song, earning cheers from the group as he swiftly grabbed his lyre and played a few notes.

"Is it the song about the break dancing slimes?" Kaeya asked slightly slurring because he was drunk.

"Nope! This time... it's about a mountain in Liyue!" He floated a little into the air excited.

Diluc decided to take a break and sat on the stool behind the counter he was working at.

A few more drinks later, Y/N became drunk herself, little by little. Along with the god of wind. Morax took only a few shots to become drunk from whatever alcohol Childe brought from Snezhnaya. Morax's head was on his shoulder, sleeping.

Xiao did not approve of this, and scowled at the fatui harbinger. Y/N swung an arm around Xiao's neck and brought their faces close with each other as she laughed, like the drunk lady she was. Rosaria was very strong with her alcohol tolerance, and kept her cool.