🌟 PICO HEADCANONS / ONESHOTS 🌟

💫Pico Minecraft headcanons💫

A/N: here I go again w my Minecraft headcanons you don't have to thank me.

- likes speed running the most
- commits arson on every fucking village he sees
- he loots first but that's about it
- constantly looking for potatoes
- favorite block: The target block
- likes making bases with balconies
- just to shoot things with his bow and arrow/crossbow
- adventures are his ⭐thing⭐
- if y'all went on a Minecraft date mmMm be prepared,,, lots of exploring
- you two might get lost but OH WELL
- he loves taking risks, so cheats are always off
- doesn't know jack shit about potions
- just brooms random stuff, he doesn't bother looking it up
- guilty Minecraft pleasure? Pushing his teammates off of cliffs and high places
- likes punching them into the lava too
- favorite teammate/player? Whitty and Keith. Sometimes plays with his old friends from 'School'
- likes playing on hardcore mode
- roasts every fucking player on Mineplex
- "go play fortnite you deformed defect"
- his favorite kind of games are shooter games, but honestly really enjoys Minecraft too
- makes sex dungeons just for shits and giggles
- bastard enslaves some of the villagers that survived 😠
- calls them his hoes, but everybody knows he just tryna get that one enchantment book
- aka infinity
- if he REALLY gets in the mood to play, he won't stop
- "I can't sleep, we don't sleep here. I'll sleep when I die"
- no energy drinks, no coffee, just mining away
- oh and definitely blasts Mining Away on Discord
- sings along
- "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MINE I'LL MINE IT ANYWAY"
- "in this Minecraft day SO BEAUTIFUL"
- please listen to it HDHDJDHF
- Likes foxes very much, but has very little heart for them, or any mobs
- traumatizes little kids on Minecraft servers
- Him and Keith once made a HUGE building with a cage where they roast rap battle and it's HELLA cool
- everybody has a turn and Cherry picks beats, they have custom Minecraft disks
- has secret basements and secret rooms
- places signs that say "boobie traps" and builds boobs
- no actualy booby traps cause he'd accidentally trick himself
- favorite mod? The lucky block mod.
- It's just full of surprises, and like I mentioned earlier, he loves taking risks
- wants cars to be a thing in Minecraft
- just so he could run people over, y'know?
- he's REALLY good with crossbows/bows and arrows
- but horrible with other weapons
- that's why Keith usually wins when they fight 1v1
- but he shoots him later with poisoned arrows so it's all cool
- isn't a decorative person, but would definitely let you decorate his house while he's mining or something
- just so it looks nicer
- really selfish
- but would give (Y/n) anything
- a saddle? You can have it
- golden horse armor? Not a problem.
- Enchanted golden apple? Why are you even asking
- favorite mob? Cow
- he says it's because it reminds him of you
- little bitch
- jkjk u love him
- has a smurf skin btw
- daddy smurf
- a 8/10 teammate
- he's always got your back
- but really a selfish little hoe
- "hey u got some wood?"
- "go get it yourself I worked hard to get it"
- that's probably it!!! He's a cool player tho😔⭐⭐⭐