Genius Tendency (Male Reader x Genshin Impact)

Chapter 6: Sleep

A/N: Daily chapter until i think i worked enough #2

Keqing: Are you telling me that HE IS Y/N?!

Y/N: Hi

Noelle: I know it's surprising, but yes, he is the one

Keqing: It can't be possible! Y/N L/N is an honorable fighter! Not a whimp like him!

Y/N: Go fuck yourself with a stick

Ganyu: He looks cool....

Bennett: Right?! He is the coolest here!

Keqing: I need a proof! Or else i won't stay with him!

Y/N: And go where? You were supposed to be in jail right now, so what would happen if you go out like that? 

Keqing: W-Well! I am strong enough to take care of myself! 

Y/N: You were shaking when you saw the dragon

Keqing: T-That's not true!

Y/N: It is true

Noelle: Why do you act like that? You were his biggest fan before the incident, why do you act so cold toward him?

Keqing: I-I was the fan of no one!

Keqing: *Mind* Let me act cool in front of him Archons damnit!

Ganyu: Say..... How did he came back to life.....

Y/N: I created this fucking world, death ain't stopping me

Bennett: So cool!

Noelle: Anyway, our next destination is Liyue. A contact of mine is willing to give us information about the weakness of an Archons

Y/N: Which one?

Noelle: Barbarosa

Y/N: Weak to beer and men like me

Keqing: How can we trust you?

Y/N: I repeat myself once again: I created this fucking world

Bennett: If you created this world, why don't you use your power to reset everything?

Y/N: Where would be the fun?

Y/N: *Mind* Also because i don't fucking know how i can use my power again in this world

Ganyu: I don't trust your contact, Noelle..... You never know what she can think..... and she have weird friend.....

Y/N: Define the word 'friend'

Ganyu: She want to make people suffer, and seems lonely in bed all the time.....

Y/N: La Signora for sure

Ganyu: Yeah, her.....

Noelle: Even if she is weird, we have no other choice

Y/N: We actually have one, but i need time, like, a day

Keqing: And what do you plan to do?

Y/N: Before i explain, you

I pointed at Keqing, who pointed at herself, confused

Y/N: Yeah, you. You're going to tone down with me, because i'm not going to joke with that shit anymore. If it wasn't for me, you would be in your bitch ass jail, and couldn't do anything except praying to die. So either you shut the fuck up and respect me, or i send you back to jail, and this time, no one's going to save your ass. And get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut, because like that, you're not going to get any boyfriend