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Undrunk

We around, mingling and drinking the night away. I talked to a very snoody woman named Kathryn, Ed drank about 12 glasses of champagne already, and I cannot wait to go home. These people...ugh.

"Oswald." Ed says quietly, a mischievous gleam in his hazel eyes.

"What, Ed?" I say warmly, my heart melting at the sight of those beautiful brown eyes.

"Let's go explore this place. I'm bored." Ed says childishly.

"Ed, no. We could get in trouble."

"So? We're former Arkham inmates, remember? Trouble is our middle names. Actually, mine is Elliott."

"And mine is Chesterfield, but I'm not going to--" I'm cut off by him grabbing my arm and leading me away.

He leads me to a locked door. I look at him with confusion and anxiety. "What's this, Ed? Are you trying to get us banned from the founder's dinner?" I snap.

"I think it's the wine cellar. C'mon, it'll be fun." Ed slurs. Shit, he's drunk already. He whips out a lock pick and unlocks the door. We walk down the creaky old stairs to a wine cellar. Ed grabs a bottle of merlot off the shelf and opens it up with a corkscrew I didn't know he had.

"You carry a corkscrew around with you?" I ask, grinning a little. He's so adorable...

"Always prepared." He says warmly, swigging the wine. I hobble over and take the bottle from him, swigging back the sweet, full-bodied red wine.

"I think this was a good idea, Eddie..." I say warmly, gazing up at him.

Half an hour of drinking later, 2 empty wine bottles sit beside us. We're on bottle number 3, which is half empty now.

"You just have the best name, y'know. Oswaaaaaaaald!!!" He slurs, laughing hysterically.

"How about.... Edwaaaaaaard!!!" I say drunkenly, laughing my ass off.

Just then, the door to the wine cellar is thrown open. Shit....

"GCPD!" Harvey Bullock's voice says demandingly.

"What's the problem?" Ed says quietly, trying to act sober. Silly, drunk little baby....

"The dinner was crashed Jervis Tetch."

"I doubt Jervis would have wanted to contaminate the surplus supply of wine." Foxy says.

"Yeah. So I guess you two queerdos coming down here and doing things I don't want to even think about thinking about actually saved your lives."

"Hey! I'm not a queerdo! And we weren't doing anything... sexual, y'know?" Ed slurs. I snicker at his drunken state.

Harvey allows us to leave and I can't get in that limo fast enough. Ed's head rests on my shoulder, chuckling drunkenly.

"I like you." Edward says warmly, nuzzling into my shoulder. I ruffle his hair, soaking up the affection.

Before I know what's happening, he's kissing me deeply, albeit a tad sloppy. I kiss back fervently, tugging on his hair. His tongue enters my mouth and I moan.

At the mansion, we lay in my bed, completely naked. I'm panting breathlessly as he thrusts into me.

"Oooooh, Edward! Please....ah, harder!" I cry out in ecstasy.

"Oswald!" He gasps, kissing and sucking my neck.

"Ed, I'm close..." I whimper.

I scream his name as I come hard around him. He follows close behind, gasping my name over and over.