𝐈𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐞 | ₕ․ₚ

CHAPTER TWO

EXTENDED FAMILY

ME
GUESS WHAT BITCHES

MOONEY
Dont swear

PRONGS
WHET?

DADFOOT
IM SCARED

LILYPAD
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING

SCARFACE
I'm not a bitch

ME
Shut up scarface

SCARFACE
Outa pocket😒

ME
my mum is dead

DADFOOT
Wait I get full custody?

PONGS
oh kid I'm sorry to hear that

ME
Yup.
She died of overdose and now
dad has full custody

DADFOOT
Fina-fucking-ly

LILYFLOWER
I just hope you're doing okay

MOONEY
I'm just glad you wont be hurt anymore.
Come to my office for chocolate?

ME
Ofc what is that question

SCARFACE
Can I come

ME
No.

MOONEY
No.

PRONGS
Lol.

SCARFACE
Shut up dad
I dont know what your laughing about

PRONGS
I know the 14 year old boy who
cant ask a girl out properly isnt talking

SCARFACE
It took 7 years to get mum
near you looser

PRONGS
I bet she wont even touch you you big scruff

ME
👁👄👁🍿

DADFOOT
Yo gimme some

SCARFACE
Actually she hugged me yesterday
and I'm pretty sure you couldn't
stand in a room without mum being
agitated at ur presence

MOONEY
Lol

PRONGSY
Outta pocket man.
That's low.

LILYFLOWER
Did he lie?

DADFOOT
Nope.

PRONGSY
Athena is my favourite child

SCARFACE
She has always been your favourite child dumbass

ME
Hehe

PRONGS
I know this sperm cell did not just call me a dumbass

SCARFACE
What you gunna do about it big hooves

DADFOOT
Bxjdneneow

PRONGS
No more quidditch

ME
JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER IF YOU
END THE QUIDDITCH MATCH I WILL END YOUR LIFE.
GROW.A.PAIR.

LILYFLOWER
Kween.

MOONEY
Period.

PRONGS
Padfoot sort your banshee out.

SCARFACE
Oh shit.
I'm not helping u outta this one

Prongsy
Erm help

MOONEY
You did this to yourself

LILYFLOWER
Why did Athena appear In our living room and is now beating up james

DADFOOT
Scroll up

LILYFLOWER
Ah.
His fault🤷‍♀️

PRONGS
Jdjdbejwkamal
I hstr yiu akk

DADFOOT
Yall hear sum?

SCARFACE
👂
Nope.