Getting Pulled Over and Bundled into the Trunk

Everything is fine

"But, that's part of the fun!" Koro-sensei complained.

"Not for 3-A," Gakushuu said sternly. "They aren't physically skilled enough, and more of them will probably break a leg trying to replicate what you all do."

"Hey, what's learning without a few bruises from trying to shoot each other?" Karma smiled sadistically.

Gakushuu ignored him. "We've set a date for Saturday the 7th February since afterwards everyone will be too busy with entrance exams."

"It'll be so much fun!" Koro-sensei looked starry-eyed. "I'll get to chaperone a big party! Oh! Can I DJ? I want to be the DJ—"

Gakushuu scowled and tried to stab him. "For the last time, you're not being the DJ!"

"Why not!?" Koro-sensei whined.

"You're such a child." Gakushuu scoffed, putting away his knife. "Remind me again how you're supposed to be the ex-Reaper?"

"Hey, don't underestimate the power of love, Asano!" Yada teased, chuckling.

Gakushuu shook his head. "I'll hold back my comments on that." He narrowed his eyes at Koro-sensei. "The only reason you're invited is because a few of my classmates want to try to dissect you—"

"What?!" Koro-sensei looked alarmed.

"—and since you have an obsession on being included in everything, I didn't have much choice," Gakushuu continued. "But, to be clear, if you eat all our food and wreck this party, you'll have to leave."

Koro-sensei huffed. "I wouldn't wreck the party..."

"Where are we having this party anyway?" Sugino asked.

"Well, since Koro-sensei is ridiculous at staying hidden, I recommended we use the mountain," Gakushuu replied dismissively. "It's less of a security risk."

"And, it means I can decorate!" Koro-sensei gushed, looking through paint samples. "I think I should go for a valentine's theme!"

Gakushuu grimaced. "Yes, so we'll all need to chip in and bring food."

"That will be nice." Hara looked excited. "I have a few nice party recipes I could try out."

"Same!" Muramatsu's grinned. "I bet I could cook up some good noodles."

"Or poison everyone," Itona replied dryly.

"Hey! Shut up!" Muramatsu's cheeks flushed. "My food's good!"

Gakushuu sighed, shaking his head. "Anyway, I need to get back to the main campus to assist in a council meeting."

"I thought you weren't council president anymore?" Kataoka said, frowning.

"I'm not, but the current president is useless and there's a backlog of paperwork that needs filing by the end of February," Gakushuu replied, sighing. "Which reminds me, you two need to finalize your reports within the next week."

Isogai frowned. "But we did."

Gakushuu scoffed. "That thing you sent barely qualified as a checklist," he commented, causing the two class representatives to blush. "I want a full report by next week."

The two class representatives glared at him, but he ignored them and turned to Koro-sensei. "Anyway, I need to get going – the invitations have already been handed out to 3-A."

"Splendid!" Koro-sensei chuckled. "Then I'll start blowing up balloons!"

"Let's talk about recipes!" Yada turned to Hara excitedly.