Getting Pulled Over and Bundled into the Trunk

Everything is fine

"W-what?!" Araki nearly choked.

Itona shrugged, looking at the photo as he scratched his head. "Yeah, they were annoying though." He sighed, putting his phone away. "I nearly killed Terasaka with them."

Gakushuu snorted in amusement. "Really?"

"Yeah, it was funny," Itona replied dryly.

Meanwhile, Araki and the others looked like they were having seizures.

"How are you still alive?!" Koyama exclaimed.

Itona shrugged, eating some more peanut butter from the jar. "Science."

"THAT'S NOT AN EXPLANATION!" Araki raged while Gakushuu snuck a turn and bought another railway.

***

"A party?" Nagisa looked confused along with the rest of the class during the study period.

Gakushuu sighed, standing in the old campus classroom at the front. "I said it was a bad idea."

"Nonsense!" Koro-sensei looked thrilled, holding up a large pile of carefully crafted invitation. "I think it would be a wonderful chance for our classes to finally come together."

"Or murder each other," Hazama muttered.

"It would be nice to have a chance to let bygones be bygones," Isogai said, smiling. "And it would give us a chance to finally get to know each other."

Kanzaki looked unsure. "But are we sure we'll all get along?"

Gakushuu hummed. "Well, it is true there are certain...personality clashes." He looked at Karma and Nakamura. "And 3-A doesn't quite have the same humour as the rest of you."

Karma grinned. "That can be changed."

"Yeah!" Nakamura laughed. "Nothing says bonding like super glue."

Gakushuu sighed deeply. "If you two can't behave yourselves, you won't be allowed to come."

The two demons frowned. "Aw!"

"I think it would be nice." Kurahashi looked happy. "We all ended up getting along with Asano in the end, so maybe the rest of 3-A aren't so bad."

Terasaka huffed. "I guess, but they better not act all stuck up again."

"Yeah, right they try that and we'll just rub final results in their faces," Maehara argued.

"I assure you they'll be on their best behaviour," Gakushuu replied, and then gave them a stern look. "So long as the rest of you can at least try to be functional normal human beings."

Class E seemed amused by that.

"Hey, we're perfectly functional!" Yoshida exclaimed, swiping his knife. "We're assassins!"

Gakushuu sighed. "Perhaps I should have rephrased it." He raised an eyebrow. "Could you try to be less insane than what you are? You all can be a little overwhelming at times with your...enthusiasm."

"What's wrong with a little enthusiasm!" Fuwa smirked. "Being normal is boring."

"Yes, but throwing knives, firing guns, setting deadly traps, and handing bombs tend to be a lot for others to process," Gakushuu replied.

Nakamura smirked. "What, like breaking into illegal labs and stealing experimental technology isn't?"

Gakushuu shot her a look while the others laughed. "Regardless, I advise we all dial back the assassination talk until everyone is settled." He frowned. "Some of my classmates can be easily influenced, therefore the last thing I want is them getting in over their head and doing something stupid like firing a gun or trying to rig an assassination trap."