Haikyuu(AMBW) One-shots

You get into it with another woman//random select

This may or may not be crack head shit I don't know just read n see

-Asahi-
You were out at a party with Asahi and the boys.You were having a good time and you and Suho had left to go to the store for snacks for later on when you left the club. When you came back you seen a Caucasian woman all over him.

"uh y/n-"Suga starts but you cut him off by walking over there

"I told you I have a girlfriend! Please Leave me alone!" Asahi says with a slightly scared look pushing her lightly.You walk over and stand with a hand on your hip with an eyebrow raised

"Y/n baby-" he starts but you cut him off

"No you shut up!" You say pointing at him

"Okay" he says as he sits back down

"Who are you?" She asks

"His woman"you say with confidence

"What makes you think he wants you?" She asks smartly

"Chocolate! He likes the taste of chocolate!" Tanaka says from behind you causing him and the boys to laugh

Asahi just stood there trying to defuse the situation

"You mean white chocolate" she ask trying to be funny as she flips her hair over her shoulder

"Nah bitch Milk chocolate! The same chocolate he been tasting for 6 years" you say climbing into Asahi lap. He grabs onto your waist as the girl gets red in the face

"Na get ta steppin" you say sounding like Martin

-Kenma-

You sigh as the woman flirted with kenma in front of your face. You two were at a cafe chatting it up when she walked up to him and started flirting. Kenma seemed uncomfortable as she flirted

"Ma'am?ma'am" you say slamming your hand on the table making them both jump

"Who are you?" She asks

"Doesn't matter can't you see the man is uncomfortable?" You asks

"Oh is this your little girlfriend?" She asks

"Nah sis I'm his BIG girlfriend and he's my BIG boyfriend so imma need you to BIG step" you say pushing your chair out feeling like you needed to get up in a minute

"Okay sheesh no need to get upset I thought you were his sister or something" she says making you and kenma roll your eyes.

"Now miss girl you know you lying please just leave please" kenma says trying to be nice

"Don't be nice to her!" You say as she walks away

"Okay I'm sorry"kenma says laughing at your face

"Stop playing with me kenma"you say with a glare. He chuckles and kisses your hand making you forget about the situation

-Bokuto

"Why you wanna play with me dawg!?" You scream across the club making Bokuto and your friends shake their heads.

Some chick had the nerve to bump you then come back and bump you again spilling her drink in the process.