Chapter 1-1 : Pilot

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Blitzø : alright I know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault ok I'm not naming any names here ( moxxie ) now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again

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Blitzø : alright I know business has been a bit slow lately yes it's no one's fault ok I'm not naming any names here ( moxxie ) now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again

Millie : what about a car wash

Y/N : 50% off deals

Blitzø : good ideas Y/N but will save that for another time, and this is hell millie no one cares for clean cares here ok oh what about a build board

Moxxie : we can't afford a build board sir were on budget

Y/N : helpful moxxie really helpful and were all glad you're in the room right ( pushes moxxie )

Blitzø : have you guys expect you Y/N
Forgotten what service we provide
In this company

Blitzø plays a commercial of us killing people

( screaming in the background and eating popcorn )

Blitzø : ah those were the good times

Moxxie : I don't need any reminding sir considering you blew mist of our salary on that obviously tv ad last week, one that you additionally had paid for a full three hours on a channel nobody watches

Blitzø : hey um excuse me what's so obnoxious about a super fun and cheerful jingle, it's a fun distraction when an advertisement is spitting bullshit right Y/N

Y/N : right boss happens at every first middle or end of each ad

Blitzø : and that's why you're my most favorite employee

Millie : people love Musical stuff all the time sir

Blitzø : exactly millie so were just basically doing a musical, are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did

Moxxie : sir

Blitzø : cause right now all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me, crushing my dreams of who I truly am inside

Y/N : sir ( sniff ) my dad was a complete lazy ass motherfucker, he always sit on his ass watching TV while me and my mother had to do the housework, and he doesn't care for my good grades or my feelings all he cares for is himself

Blitzø : exactly Y/N exactly

Y/N : sir and you're starting to sound like loona, no offense loona

Loona : none taken

Millie : are you trying to crush there dreams moxxie

Moxxie : I - what

Millie : I thought I knew you

Blitzø : can't believe you moxxie after I made Y/N employee of the month

Blitzø : can't believe you moxxie after I made Y/N employee of the month

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