garfunkel
i grew up w leosimon
oh right lolsimon
but less talk about me and xolo
okaygarfunkel
SO YOU ADMIT ITgarfunkel
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no <3simon
let's instead discuss you and jacob
and what seems to be a blossoming
relationship that i will def never third
wheelgarfunkel
fallon thompsongarfunkel
when i tell you this boy lights up
a whole roomgarfunkel
i don't tell a single liesimon
charles you met him for
like 4 hoursgarfunkel
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hey ladygarfunkel
in dog years that's like your entire 20'sgarfunkel
you're straightphobicsimon
charlie.... you're bigarfunkel
fuck you're rightgarfunkel
every once in a while when i find a
single man attractive for like two
seconds i forget the fact that i have
an emma watson shrinesimon
OKAY BACK TO TOPIC PLSgarfunkel
okay remember when we first met in
seventh grade?simon
when you shared your capri-sun
with me at lunch?simon
and then i got herpes??garfunkel
it was a cold sore calm downgarfunkel
but after that moment we began to build
our beautiful friendship,
and here we are!simon
yup 8 million years later and we
still haven't argued or started a world
wargarfunkel
oh to be franz ferdinand 😔garfunkel
but honestly, meeting jacob
gave me that similar feelinggarfunkel
meeting people isn't an easy feat for me
and it just so happened that we clickedgarfunkel
oh my god am i a SIMP???garfunkel
everything i just said sounds so fucking
nasty you have full jurisdiction to kill mesimon
president of simp nation ma'amsimon
i've never seen you so excited about
a man beforesimon
and wow it's a
good thing i have watched all the
cop-ganda shows available and now
have murder tools
#americagarfunkel
i hate how much i love criminal minds
and brooklyn nine-ninesimon
succumb to the sexiness of reid and
peraltagarfunkel
pelvic sorcery 😡simon
my little personal gamora😍simon
ok but are we sure jacob's not a
male escort 🤨garfunkel
he watches star wars idec if he
likes cabbage at this point he's kinda
perfectsimon
if he did like cabbage i
would perform a citizen's arrestgarfunkel
i'll bring my fluffy handcuffssimon
whatgarfunkel
whatsimon
i'm gonna pretend i have
no eyeballssimon
we WILL be discussing the insta
comment flirting as soon as i get
home thoughgarfunkel
so interesting i actually have
to go rob multiple banks latergarfunkel
my voicemail is readily available
for that convo doesimon
think of how mad hotch would be to
hear you're a bank robbergarfunkel
somehow it would add to
my ever growing superiority
complex anyways◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤◢◤
my manip is ass but pls don't steal it a girl worked hard on it LMAO
FULL BLOWN COP SHOW ridicule in this chapter but i can't help that someone put literal crack into investigation shows
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS,,, I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH <333
EDIT: 6,000 reads how can i thank y'all thank you x377589
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