Fake Ass Teachers

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* Everyone being bad and shit play fighting talking mad loud throwing paper balls and shit *
* Classroom nasty and stank and fucked up *
Teacher: LISTEN UP YOU FUCK FACES YOU SMELL LIKE SWEATY ASS BUT LISTEN UP YOU DUMB ASS NIGGAS TURN TO PAGE 9576
* I roll my eyes and sigh *
Teacher: CHERRY YA BITCH ASS ROLLIN THEM CRUSTY ASS EYES? LISTEN YOU PIECE OF UGLY PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YO EYES ROLL TO THE BACK OF YA HEAD AND STAY THERE BECUZ YO STANK ASS ATTITUDE NEED TO-
* Principal walks in *
* the classroom smelling like roses spotless and shit, everybody in uniform all nice looking paying attention *
Teacher professional Voice: Today class we would be looking at... ANIMALS
* the whole class starts clapping*
* Teacher starts teaching us mad shit*
* Principal walks out *
Teacher: AAAH DUMB BITCH ANYWAYS GTFU AND START DOING WORK
Me: Bish whet?!
Grape Giraffe mumbles: Ass licker....

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