Slytherin- I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something.
Gryffindor- You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Slytherin- I did that on purpose, try again.
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RandomWe'll teach those whose ancestry is the purest said Slytherin🐍💚We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest said Ravenclaw🦅💙 We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name said Gryffindor🦁💗I'll teach the lot and treat them just the sam...
