Ravenclaw- I'm cold.
Gryffindor- Here, have my jacket.
Hufflepuff- Hey, I'm cold too.
Slytherin- What!? *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piles scarves on Hufflepuff* I fucking have to make sure you don't fucking FREEZE TO DEATH, but you're allergic to sweaters, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else's hat* how fucking long you have been cold? You should've said something sooner.
I found another version of this...
Ravenclaw- It's kind of cold.
Hufflepuff- Well here, take my jacket.
Ravenclaw- I love you.
Hufflepuff- God, we're the perfect couple.
Gryffindor- I'm cold too.
Slytherin- Well, damn Gryff, I can't control the weather.
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RandomWe'll teach those whose ancestry is the purest said Slytherin🐍💚We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest said Ravenclaw🦅💙 We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name said Gryffindor🦁💗I'll teach the lot and treat them just the sam...
