:-)1.
A true frnd is 1 who sees d 1st tear in ur eyes, catches the 2nd & stops the 3rd.
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:-)2.
PAPPU stands in n airplane and shouts "HIJACK!"
...Everyone starts crying...
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Then Jack stands n replies HI PAPPU
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:-)3.
This test has been designed 2 predict ur fav role model.........!!!
Pik 1 no. frm 1-9.
No.*3
Ans+3
Ans*3
U'll get a 2 digit no.Add d digits of dat no.
N luk here:
1-Einstein
2-Hitler
3-Dr APJ Abdul Kalam
4-Tom Cruise
5-Bill Gates
6-Gandhi
7-Sachin Tendulkar
8-Kamal Hasan
9-VISAKH R - Dat's me
10-SharukhKhan
Truth finally comes out.
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:-)4.
A small advice..............
Dont press the mobile like dis.
keypad will be damaged......... :-)
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:-)5.
Principal: If any boy goes 2 girl's hostel, Rs.100 will be fined for 1st time,
200 for 2nd,
500 for 3rd.
One boy: Hw much 4 monthly pass??
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:-)6.
Interviewer: Whats ur qualification?
Student: Sir I'm PHD
Interviewer: Whats PHD?
Student: Passed High school with Difficulty
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:-)7.
Wife: Yaha kya karthe ho?
husband: sher ka shikar karne ja raha hu...
wife: to jaona khade kyo ho?
husband: kaise jau...bahar kutta khade ho.......
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:-)8.
Lady: Dr plz call my husband inside
Dr: trust me Im a gentleman
Lady: No Dr, ur nurse is sitting outside and my hisband is not a gentleman
