You decided on wearing your thong so that you can feel like a hotshot while you go to the gym. But it wasn't until after a 40 minute workout that you noticed that your mom was also inside of the gym. And since you didn't want to risk her finding out that you skipped school, you decide to hide:
1) In the male bathroom where you always get bullied by a bunch of sweaty bodybuilders
2) In the woman's bathroom where there are a bunch of women on their phones.
3) Your face and hope she doesn't notices as you walk past her
