thE uNexpecteD curve

7- WTF expressions everywhere

Later I took the towel from aunt Mary, to wipe off Rose curly wet hair, which I and Nickson do frequently with First come First wipe rule, While Rose is getting dressed up, I turn around like a decent Indian boy, for which aunt Mary used to feel proud of Indian culture, because Nick never turns around, but in that emotion she forget that there are two three small hand mirrors at my visible sight, kept randomly in that dressing room.

 Later, I helped Aunt Mary to put two plaits to Rose curly hair in desi style, (like two cobra snakes entangled each other with love) which I have learnt recently, specially for Rose from my mom.

 Since it was our first day of Junior High school, aunt and I wanted Rose to look gorgeous, so we spent lot of time to make our cobras look perfect, with a beautiful blue satin ribbons tied up in flower bow knot style.

Nick also got ready and rushed to Rose home, with a deeep wish to wipe Rose hair but seeing me and aunt already giving finishing touches to Rose hair, he got involved in staring those snake plaits like an Animal Planet snake lover because, he also never saw that kind of typical design on hair .

Rose got completely ready now; three of us stared her like never before; with an increasing order of our open mouth's, Aunt me and Nick. She was just looking like an Angel without wings in her new Avatar.

Later Aunt gave us some cookies to fill and shut our open mouth’s ,but while eating three of us are not thinking about our first day, but trying to crack the word which uncle Sam uses daily. We finished our cookies but couldn’t discover the meaning.

Then we said long “bye” to all our family members, who are standing at our respective gateways, loudly at once waving our hand’s proudly that we are not kid’s anymore and can have our freedom from now.   

While we just started walking, holding hands.

"Hurray !! I got it ! I got it ! the meaning of that word is Laughing!!!!!!!! Sharma Uncle makes everyone laugh with his stupid jokes." Rose said with happiness of cracking it.

‘Yeah ..Yeah ..Super Rose! you nailed it.’ I said but Nick was not sure about that "Laugh".

“Why do you F..k so much and make other’s F..k So much ? does F..king make us healthy and happy dad?” I shouted loudly looking back at my dad.

‘What?’ my dad gave a shocking look with usual WTF face ,but more than him, all present there gave more than amused looks with laugh's, except aunt Mary, she was surprised too but with no laugh because, she knew that it was her definition.

My dad came rushing to me and asked “Vikky, it’s a bad word, Idiot who taught you that word ?”

I looked at aunt Mary and she was nodding her head sideways even before I pointed her. So with a diplomatic instant thought, I pointed my finger towards my legal enemy “Uncle Sam” for which both Rose and Nick also agreed saying yeah and nodding their heads up and down.

My father walked toward Miller’s home angrily and we escaped walking our way to school silently.

To be continued....