I wake up to the sound of a scream.
"Jack! Take care of dem kidz, will ya?!?!" I say/yell.
Then it hits me.
Mah husband left me here.
"Oh FANTASTIC!" I yell. "FANTASTIC!"
I feel someone hold my hips. I gasp when I see Kristoff. I gasp again because the gasping syndrome has returned.
"Yo Elsa bae babe bebeh luv <3" he says to me in a deep voice.
I gasp. I shove him away from me. "Huwat chu doin, brah?"
"Yhu are meh new wife, bae." He says, leaning closer to me. "Kiss meh, Elsa bae."
I kiss him. Our tonguez waltz together (how iz dat possible tho) and I somehow end up in mah coronation gown.
"Wait, what? Kristoff, did you drug meh? Why am I in these clothes?" Jack appears and shoves Kristoff away from meh.
"Elsa, mah queen. Mah bae. Mah everythang. Kiss meh now!11!1!1!1!1!1!" says Jack. But I don't kiss him because...Pitch kisses me first.
"Nuh!" Jack and Kristoff say in unison. Then Hans appears, and he slayz Pitch and kisses me.
I kiss back bcuz #HELSA huehuehuehue
Then Frozone appears too and Anna also appears. They all start fighting over me.
"Helsa for da win!" Hans yells.
"Elsanna! Hashtag sweg!" Anna screamz.
"Black Ice, brochachos!" Pitch says with his *cough* seggsy *cough* British voice.
"Frozelsa!" Frozone says, freezing da floor.
"Jelsa!!!!!!!!" Jack screams out.
I blast icicles from my hands. "Stahp!"
Ralph appears. "Relsa for da win!" He says, then flees off.
"Hey, that's my line!" Hans cries.
"I have made a decision!" I announce. "I choose............."
Everyone's eyes are wide now.
"I choose Frozone!"
Then Frozone and I leave Arendelle or wherever we were. Super Hero city, here we come!
My life is shu aweshum! #2sweg4u #muchsweg #wowitsamazing #elsaflies #woopwoop
Author's Note:
Omg :( im so very sad that this book is done #sad
We had very nice times 2gether, so yeh. Bai. Im off to writing #Frozelsa now. Bai.
#lotsofluvfromauthor
Real Author's Note:
Lul. Aye guise xD
Book 1 has ended!
You guys : omg does this mean...
YAS it means there will be a book 2!
It might be out in...hmm...idk. I'll keep you guys updated tho. There might be a teaser for the first chapter in the second book :3
It was fun writing this xD
So yerherdyher. Bye! *fist bump*
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