9. Pitch, you Word That Rhymes With Pitch (OBVIOUSLY IT'S DITCH DURRRRRHHH)

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Elsa's P.O.V

Pitch slaps my babiez and I pout.

"WILL YA STAHP DOING DAT?!?!!!!!11! ONLEY MI HUBBEH IS ALLOWE-WED TO DOW DAT TO MEH KIDDOZ!!!!" I shout because why not.

Pitch stomps his foot like a little boy. "I wanNA SLAP DEM BABIEZ!" he yells and I scream. Mah kidz fall asleep despite their mommeh still screaming.

"NUH!" I yell back.

He cryes and falls asleep. Ha. Mah mommeh powers are wohking on him.

Now to get out.

I look around in fear. Onley Jack can save meh from dis mess. "I BLAME YOU KIDS FOR THIS!" I yell. But meh kidz are asleep.

I purse my lips. I'm forever alone! No! A faboo queen cannot be lonely!

I tap my chin. "Ergh. nvm. I'll use meh mom powers to make me fall asleep."

And I do.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

I'M A BUMBLEBEE zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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