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Chloe - I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Jared - You left me in the Walmart parking lot like...three days ago.

Chloe - I did that on purpose, try again.


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Annabeth - I'm hungry.

Evan - I want takeout.

Arnold Cunningham - Me too...I'm not calling, though.

Evan - Me neither.

Annabeth - Don't look at me.

Arnold Cunningham - So...now what?

Annabeth - We starve.


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Veronica - You remind me of the ocean.

Regina - Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Veronica - Because you're salty and scare people.


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Grover - You love me right?

Elder McKinley - *reading* Sure.

Grover - What if I did something really bad?

Elder McKinley - *slowly puts down book and looks over to Grover* What did you do?

Grover - Are you sure you would still love me, though?

Elder McKinley - Are my oreos gone?

Grover - Just ANSWER the question PLEASE !



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Heather Chandler - It's quiet.

Heather Chandler - Too quiet...

JD - *bursts into the room* JANIS LET A SNAKE LOOSE IN THE APARTMENT!

Heather Chandler - *sighs* I knew it.



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Jared - I just...kinda feel like we were meant to be together. I mean like how fate keeps throwing us at each other.

Evan -

Evan - It's 3am and you're stuck in my window.

Evan - How did you even get in there?

Jared - Fate, Ev. Weren't you listening?



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Nabalungi - I haven't seen Heather Duke all day. Does anyone know where she is?

Jeremy - Nope.

Damien - Naw, but I bet I can summon her.

Damien - DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO THE BOOKSTORE?

Heather Duke - I do.

Jeremy - *Nearly falls over from panic* JESUS! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?

Heather Duke - I was summoned


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Elder McKinley - *Phone starts ringing*

Conner - *Checks who's calling*

Conner - *Starts laughing* YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD "DADDY"!?

Elder McKinley - *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Conner* Hey Kevin.

Conner - *abruptly stops laughing*

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