Chloe - I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.Jared - You left me in the Walmart parking lot like...three days ago.
Chloe - I did that on purpose, try again.
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Annabeth - I'm hungry.
Evan - I want takeout.
Arnold Cunningham - Me too...I'm not calling, though.
Evan - Me neither.
Annabeth - Don't look at me.
Arnold Cunningham - So...now what?
Annabeth - We starve.
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Veronica - You remind me of the ocean.
Regina - Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Veronica - Because you're salty and scare people.
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Grover - You love me right?
Elder McKinley - *reading* Sure.
Grover - What if I did something really bad?
Elder McKinley - *slowly puts down book and looks over to Grover* What did you do?
Grover - Are you sure you would still love me, though?
Elder McKinley - Are my oreos gone?
Grover - Just ANSWER the question PLEASE !
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Heather Chandler - It's quiet.
Heather Chandler - Too quiet...
JD - *bursts into the room* JANIS LET A SNAKE LOOSE IN THE APARTMENT!
Heather Chandler - *sighs* I knew it.
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Jared - I just...kinda feel like we were meant to be together. I mean like how fate keeps throwing us at each other.
Evan -
Evan - It's 3am and you're stuck in my window.
Evan - How did you even get in there?
Jared - Fate, Ev. Weren't you listening?
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Nabalungi - I haven't seen Heather Duke all day. Does anyone know where she is?
Jeremy - Nope.
Damien - Naw, but I bet I can summon her.
Damien - DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO THE BOOKSTORE?
Heather Duke - I do.
Jeremy - *Nearly falls over from panic* JESUS! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!?
Heather Duke - I was summoned
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Elder McKinley - *Phone starts ringing*
Conner - *Checks who's calling*
Conner - *Starts laughing* YOU STILL CALL YOUR DAD "DADDY"!?
Elder McKinley - *answers call and makes direct eye contact with Conner* Hey Kevin.
Conner - *abruptly stops laughing*
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FanfictionThese are all just bundles of my favorite musicals. -Percy Jackson -Mean Girls -Heathers -Dear Evan Hansen -Be More Chill -Book Of Mormon Yes, there will be crossovers. Not just musicals talking to characters only within their musical.