Percy - Hey guys, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Conner - You're a hazard to society.
Janis - And a coward. Do twenty.
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Heather Duke - *trips and falls down stairs*
Jared - *catches her*
Jared - I think you just.
Jared -
Jared -
Jared - fell for me.
Heather Duke - Put me down.
•••
Veronica - I think my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms.
Michael - I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke.
Veronica - You piece of fucking shit, that was the love of my life.
•••
Percy - We need to appreciate the little things.
Percy - *hugs Evan*
Evan - What the fu--I AM NOT THAT SHORT!
•••
Christine - *Kisses Kevin Price's cheek*
Kevin Price - The hell was that?
Christine - Affection.
Kevin Price - Fucking gross.
Christine -
Kevin Price -
Kevin Price - Do it again.
•••
Conner - What are you talking about? I don't snore.
Heather Chandler - Yes you do.
Conner - I only do it when I'm tired.
Heather Chandler - Then you must be tired all the time.
Conner - Yeah, tired of your bullshit.
•••
(Rich and Michael in an argument)
Michael - Fuck you!
Rich - Later. Now listen here you little shit--
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FanfictionThese are all just bundles of my favorite musicals. -Percy Jackson -Mean Girls -Heathers -Dear Evan Hansen -Be More Chill -Book Of Mormon Yes, there will be crossovers. Not just musicals talking to characters only within their musical.
