Conduct {Technoblade X Fem!Reader}

Moving?

"MY GOD! FINALLY YOU TWO ARE BACK..!!" Philza complained "I thought you two would be gone for the whole day together-- where were you two anyways?"

I took a quick glance at Techno and he just stared blankly at Philza and shrugged.

"Potatoes" He says

"wait- you brought Y/N here with you to farm potatoes...?? In that outfit..????" Philza questions in disbelief, gesturing to me

"Ohh?? What about the king of potatoes over there? The dude is literally wearing the finest of silks and he's a potato farmer..!!!" I exclaimed, pointing over to the pig

"Hey, I am the King Of Potatoes for a reason" He says

"Seriously- what do you even go by now?? Blood god? Potato king? Pig man?" I ask him

"Uhh- let's not get into that. The list is even bigger than that, I tell you..." Techno says

I let out a slight groan and rolled my eyes. This dude---

"Well... Are we still planning on moving..?" Philza asked

"Hmm? Oh yeah... I guess we should get things moving now..." Techno mutters

"Hmm? Moving? Are you moving bases?" I asked

"Yeah, I come to realize that I cannot reach my goals. I was planning on moving far away with Philza. Swearing off violence entirely" Techno says

"Bruhh- you literally destroyed a nation a few days ago..!!" I bring up

"People change Y/N. And I decided that I won't be violent. I want to live a normal life, farming potatoes..." He says

This guy and his potatoes-- you wonder if it's his guilty pleasure in life or if it's like some sort of drug to him...

"Okay.... Well, where are you going off to then? Are you two going to live together? You already have a new base built?" I questioned the two

"Yeah actually, Techno built a cabin for us to live in a little ways from here" Philza said

A cabin... huh?

"Like- A cabin in the woods? A winter cabin? What kinda?" I ask

"It's in a snow tundra..." Techno muttered

"Ohhhh, just what I'm use to..!!" I chuckle

"Wait- wait- who says you're invited?" Techno mutters

"Wha--?? Techno..! Come on...." Philza murmured

"Hey- be nicer.... I thought that's the road you were intending on going..." I mutter "And I thought our time farming potatoes together was something special to your heart..."

"You literally passed out after the first field..!!" Techno exclaimed

"I don't normally plant potatoes, okay!! I just sit down all day and write..!!" I state

"Write? You're a writer..?" Philza questions

"Uhh- something like that..." I responded

My work isn't that flashy or special... After all, I just forge documents for different political parties if they pay me right...

"Hey, we could actually use the help to transfer things over to our new place...!" Philza says

"Uhh- we don't need the help actually..." Techno says

"What do you mean?? You have too many things in here to carry..! Y/N, your carriage would help a lot in this situation" Philza points out

"Uhhhmm... Yeah! Yeah..! I can get the carriage out here for the stuff..!" I say