Stan and Henry... oof.. self explanatory.. I dont really have a plot yet I'm just gonna write what I feel, there's probably gonna be a shit ton of cringe and smut.
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I kid you not I threw my phone across the room after, it landed on the couch thankfully. "What happened?" Belch and Vic we're waiting for answers. "I-... accidentally sent him the wet emoji-... and... he's gonna be over in less than 30 minutes.." they both bursted out laughing. "Guys it's not funny-... I'm so embarrassed how am I supposed to hang out with him after that-.." belch sat back down and grabbed his rolling tray, beginning to roll another blunt. "You've done this kind of thing a million times just relax.. do you think he smokes? Cause I'm rolling a few more for when he gets here..." I shrugged and sat down "probably not but who knows.. god that would be hot if he does though-.." I felt two pairs of eyes on me, I looked over at them "did I say that out loud?" Vic started laughing again. I closed my eyes for what felt like a few minutes but I opened them to the sound of a soft knock on the front door. When I sat up and looked around I saw Victor rushing to the door, coming back in a few seconds later with Stanley following him, he looked nervous. I thought victor was gonna sit back down next to me but he sat in the only other spot, leaving the spot next to me for Stanley. He walked in front of me and sat down, "uh-.. hi.. guys.." he glanced over at me and smiled "hey henry.." he crossed his legs and set his hands in his lap. "It's nice to meet you guys.." Vic smiled "you too Stanley.. we've heard a lot about you from Henry.. he practically never shuts up about.." I chucked a pillow as hard as I could at Vic. "I dead ass mentioned you like-.. once-... he's lying, just trying to embarrass me but it's not gonna work.." Stanley laughed and scooted closer to me. "It's fine henry.. relax a little.." belch finally spoke up.. "speaking of relaxing-.. Stanley do you smoke?" I looked over at the curly headed kid next to me. He looked at the blunt belch was holding up. "I meannn-.. yeah-.. definitely.. I smoked a lot-.. in the town I lived in before.." I was shocked and I think everyone else was too. "Really? What's your favorite way to smoke? I got this super cool bong online a few months ago.. it's my favorite but I left it at my house.." Stanley looked around, "uhhh-.. yeah me too.." I smirked and looked over at the others. We were definitely all thinking the same thing. "Well since you're such a big stoner why don't you take the first hit?" I reached across the coffee table and grabbed the blunt from belch, handing it to Stanley along with a lighter. He pinched it slightly in between his pointer finger and thumb. "Actually-.. why don't you take the first hit henry? You can just pass it back to me after everyone else has hit it.." we all laughed, except for Stanley, his face was red. I leaned over and whispered in his ear. "We know you've never done it before-.. you don't need to lie it's totally fine.." he sighed "fine.. I've never smoked before.. but I'm totally down for trying it tonight, I just don't know how.." I grabbed the blunt and held it between my middle and pointer finger. "Hold it like this ok? I'll light it just bring it to your lips.. and.. inhale.. got it?.." he nodded and held the blunt like I told him to, when I brought the flame the the other end of the blunt nothing happened. "You gotta inhale..." still nothing happened. I looked around and realized everyone was staring at him. I glared "damn can't y'all watch tv or something why do you gotta stare at him, it's his first time.." belch and Vic immediately looked away and Stanley sighed "sorry it's just.." I shook my head "don't worry about it.." I scooted over until we were side by side, I wrapped one of my arms around him and went to light the blunt with my other hand, this time it lit up and almost as soon as he hit it, he coughed, a little bit of smoke scattering around us. He made a disgusted face "that tastes disgusting-.. how do people smoke so much.." I laughed "you get used to it.. want another hit?" He shook his head "I'm gonna need a second.. my throat burns.." I smiled and hit it twice before passing it to the others. "That was pretty cute, how you took a little hit and were still dying.." we both laughed, he was blushing pretty hard. I still had my arm around him. It was his turn again and this time he got a bigger hit. The circle continued until the blunt was gone, Stanley only got a few hits but his eyes were so red already. "Wow I feel amazinggg.. it's like.. my vision is concentrated on one thing at a time." We all looked at each other before laughing, Stanley kept talking. "How have I not done this before? I feel nothing but happiness!" He couldn't stop smiling.. he has dimples.. cute.. I blushed as Stanley laid his head on my lap, his feet dangling off the end of the couch. "Doesn't weed have names-.. like-.. food related names..." my body was tense, I wasn't expecting him to want to be so.. close to me.. "some of them.. this one is actually called wedding cake, it always makes me really happy, more than other strains.." he nodded "tell me more.." I looked up at Vic, he stood up "belch I'm hungry come with me to get snacks from the kitchen.." they both got up and left. I looked down at Stanley, his hair looks so soft.. maybe I could just-.. nah I think it would be best if I just let him do what he wants, I won't move unless he wants me to. "What do you want to know?" He thought about it for a second "what are other ways to smoke-.. besides blunts and bongs.." I smiled, I'm really passionate about this kind of stuff! "Well there's pipes, gravity bongs, hookahs, pinchees (one hitter), joints, dab pens, dab rigs, honey straws, thc vapes-.. there's definitely more I just can't think of anything else" he looked up at me "wow, you know so much.. what are weed prices-.. like how much do people usually buy?" I thought about it for a second "it depends on what state or country you live in but here it's $10-20 a gram, which is the smallest amount you can buy basically, and next is an eight which is 3.5 grams, that's usually $30-40, after that is a quarter or a quad, which is 7 grams.. that usually costs like $60 to sometimes over $100, and then there's a half and finally an ounce or zip which, those prices also vary a lot. When I buy weed though I usually only spend like $60-100.. there were probably 2 grams in each blunt, so there's like a size reference if you think about it."
He looked so amazed, "what about you? I wanna know more about you henry.. I literally know nothing other than the fact that you're way sweeter than everyone says you are.." I would usually be pissed and yell at him for calling me sweet but I'm high asf and vibing. "Uhh, actually I'm not sweet.. I hate everyone except for when I'm high.. but uh there's not really anything I can think of that you should know about me.." he sat up "there has to be something.. do you have any siblings?" I shook my head. "Any pets?" I shook my head again. "Favorite color?" I laughed, "seriously? Favorite color?" He glared so I responded anyway to make him happy. "Red" Stanley thought for a moment before asking another question, "are you a virgin?" I immediately laughed, "seriously? Dude I'm 17 of course I'm not a virgin.. who the fuck isn't at this point" I laughed harder but when I looked at Stanley he looked embarrassed, almost sad. "Yeah.. you're right-.. haha only losers are virgins.." I sighed and grinned, "I mean I kinda wish there was a guy at the school who actually is a virgin. I think it'd be so hot if I was someone's first" he looked up at me with this look of excitement, then down at his phone. "Oh no-... I have to go soon but I'm still high-.. my parents will kill me if they see me like this. How do I get-.. un-high?" I grinned "well.. eating a lot can sober you up... eating a black pepper corn-.. a cold shower... honestly you can sober yourself just by telling yourself you don't want to be high anymore, well sometimes that works.."
He sighed and laid his head on my shoulder "Henry I need to tell you something.." I smiled at him "ok.. Tell me then.." he sat up and sighed again. "Listen.. you've been really nice to me... and.. and trust me I love hanging out and being around you but I can tell that maybe I've been giving you some... mixed signals.. I just want you to know that I like you as a friend.. sorry if it seemed like I wanted to be more than friends.. just wanted to clear things up so you don't end up getting hurt..." I was kinda surprised. No ones ever rejected me like that... no one.. and he's fucking stupid if he thinks I'm not gonna be pissed. "What the fuck?" Stanley's face turned from somewhat happy to 'oh no'. He frowned, "I'm sorry henry... I just don't like you like that.." I scoffed and stood up "excuse me? Who the fuck do you think you are?! You can't just-... just walk in being all nice.. and sweet and lay your fucking head on my lap and expect me not to get mixed signals-..." by now belch and Vic had walked back into the room but I continued. "Why would I even like anyone like you anyway? I don't! You're just a pathetic, gay, loser who doesn't fucking deserve my niceness!" He stood up and started grabbing his stuff, "Henry I'm sorry-... but.. you were flirting with me I just thought-..." I laughed "You were flirting back!.. you cannot tell me.. that you just want to be friends.. I don't make
